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* It is unknown at this time how [[Main:Armok|Armok]]'s Anvil of Creation was forged. When questioned by a particularly suicidal dwarf on the subject, he grew very grumpy and quickly unmade that universe.
 
* It is unknown at this time how [[Main:Armok|Armok]]'s Anvil of Creation was forged. When questioned by a particularly suicidal dwarf on the subject, he grew very grumpy and quickly unmade that universe.
 
* Dwarves did not create the anvil. Rather, the anvil created the dwarves. A naked, starving primitive protodwarf discovers a naturally-occurring anvil. Its mind roars with vision of prosperity. This is the beginning of civilisation. This leads to the conclusion that the existence of dwarf civilization is a method of anvil reproduction. Urist McDawkins penned the book, "The Selfish Anvil," on this topic.
 
* Dwarves did not create the anvil. Rather, the anvil created the dwarves. A naked, starving primitive protodwarf discovers a naturally-occurring anvil. Its mind roars with vision of prosperity. This is the beginning of civilisation. This leads to the conclusion that the existence of dwarf civilization is a method of anvil reproduction. Urist McDawkins penned the book, "The Selfish Anvil," on this topic.
* Another, more realist hypothesis holds that Dwarves pre-existed anvils. In this proposal, a naturally-occurring anvil formed in the caldera of the active volcano, Mt. Mood, which was experiencing a fey mood. When a medium-sized glob and a small glob of non-magma-safe metal were coughed up by a small eruption, landing close enough to the magma pool to form a natural anvil and natural hammer, which they called ''Utharzuntîr'' ("The First Anvil"), and ''Utharekastnil Stodir'' ("The First Safe Hammer of Volcanos"). However, after Urist McBlacksmith incurred an unfortunate smelting accident due to a stray pyroclastic projectile, her daughter, Urist McBlacksmith 2.0, entered a fey mood and forged the first portable anvil, ''Uthareshimzuntîr'' ("The First Free Anvil") from the fires of Mt. Mood. The proceeding autumn, a trade expedition was launched, during which the McBlacksmiths transported ''Utharekastnil Stodir'' and ''Uthareshimzuntîr'' to every dwarven settlement on their continent, loaning the hammer and anvil out to each during the lengthy process of trade goods loading. Because this tour allowed each fort to create their own anvil and hammer, it became known as ''Nilzuntîr Gomaththatthilnilgashcoz Zuntîr'' ("Hammeranvil the Legendary Autumnal Hammer-Proliferation of Anvils"). An alternate, more dwarf-centric version of the story holds that nature played no role: ''Utharzuntîr'' and ''Uthareshimzuntîr'' were the same anvil -- Urist McBlacksmith carved out the shape of an anvil and hammer into the obsidian of the caldera, then repeatedly checked the spot after eruptions until finally, one day, the right liquid metal had settled into the mold. If this is true, then somewhere there must exist a unique anvil made from a unique alloy, and a hammer made of matching stuff. However, these artifacts remains to be discovered...
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* Another, more realist hypothesis holds that Dwarves pre-existed anvils. In this proposal, a naturally-occurring anvil, formed in the caldera of the active volcano, Mt. Mood, which was experiencing a fey mood. When a medium-sized glob and a small glob of magma-safe metal were coughed up by a small eruption, landing close enough to the magma pool to form a natural anvil and natural hammer, which they called ''Utharzuntîr'' ("The First Anvil"), and ''Utharekastnil Stodir'' ("The First Safe Hammer of Volcanos"). However, after Urist McBlacksmith incurred an unfortunate smelting accident due to a stray pyroclastic projectile, her daughter, Urist McBlacksmith 2.0, entered a fey mood and forged the first portable anvil, ''Uthareshimzuntîr'' ("The First Free Anvil") from the fires of Mt. Mood. The proceeding autumn, a trade expedition was launched, during which the McBlacksmiths transported ''Utharekastnil Stodir'' and ''Uthareshimzuntîr'' to every dwarven settlement on their continent, loaning the hammer and anvil out to each during the lengthy process of trade goods loading. Because this tour allowed each fort to create their own anvil and hammer, it became known as ''Nilzuntîr Gomaththatthilnilgashcoz Zuntîr'' ("Hammeranvil the Legendary Autumnal Hammer-Proliferation of Anvils"). An alternate, more dwarf-centric version of the story holds that nature played no role: ''Utharzuntîr'' and ''Uthareshimzuntîr'' were the same anvil -- Urist McBlacksmith carved out the shape of an anvil and hammer into the obsidian of the caldera, then repeatedly checked the spot after eruptions until finally, one day, the right liquid metal had settled into the mold. If this is true, then somewhere there must exist a unique anvil made from a unique alloy, and a hammer made of matching stuff. However, these artifacts remains to be discovered...
  
  

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