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[[Category:Humor and stories]]
 
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==[[User:MacGyvers_Mullet|MacGyvers_Mullet]]==
 
==[[User:MacGyvers_Mullet|MacGyvers_Mullet]]==
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The sword slid through the goblin's throat and the dying creature fell
 
The sword slid through the goblin's throat and the dying creature fell
to the ground sputtering. Rognar had been born into a world of
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to the ground sputtering. Rognar had been born into a world of
 
violence, and he would not share it with these stinking beasts.
 
violence, and he would not share it with these stinking beasts.
 
Striding upon their unnumbered broken bodies, the warrior reached the
 
Striding upon their unnumbered broken bodies, the warrior reached the
summit of the corpse mound and surveyed the carnage. The siege had
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summit of the corpse mound and surveyed the carnage. The siege had
been broken. Here and there, a wimpering slave of darkness put up
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been broken. Here and there, a wimpering slave of darkness put up
 
resistance or simply clung to life, but soon they would all be
 
resistance or simply clung to life, but soon they would all be
 
vanquished and the sun would bring a glorious dawn to the blood-red
 
vanquished and the sun would bring a glorious dawn to the blood-red
battlefield. Rognar smiled. It was a great day to be a dwarf.
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battlefield. Rognar smiled. It was a great day to be a dwarf.
  
 
-Tarn
 
-Tarn
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<pre>!!()!!,k,...@,..#######||</pre>
 
<pre>!!()!!,k,...@,..#######||</pre>
  
He would never let the fiend escape again. That was what Neandar the
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He would never let the fiend escape again. That was what Neandar the
 
dwarf thought before he flung himself into the black air of the chasm
 
dwarf thought before he flung himself into the black air of the chasm
after the skulking kobold thief. For many seconds they fell, time
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after the skulking kobold thief. For many seconds they fell, time
 
enough for Neandar to recall his short life and short career on the
 
enough for Neandar to recall his short life and short career on the
Fortress Guard. Wet matter slammed into the dwarf's face and gave
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Fortress Guard. Wet matter slammed into the dwarf's face and gave
way. The dwarf smashed through a dozen giant spider webs and hit the
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way. The dwarf smashed through a dozen giant spider webs and hit the
 
ground running, hot on the trail of the kobold scum.
 
ground running, hot on the trail of the kobold scum.
  
A huge standing ring of fire dominated the floor of the chasm. The
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A huge standing ring of fire dominated the floor of the chasm. The
kobold made for the hell portal with all speed. Neandar stopped in
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kobold made for the hell portal with all speed. Neandar stopped in
his tracks. It was one thing to plunge to certain death in order to
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his tracks. It was one thing to plunge to certain death in order to
retrieve a granite puzzle box. It was quite another to cast oneself
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retrieve a granite puzzle box. It was quite another to cast oneself
into a dimension of ultimate evil. Yet these kobold cowards could not
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into a dimension of ultimate evil. Yet these kobold cowards could not
be allowed to run about as they pleased. Lifting his axe over his
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be allowed to run about as they pleased. Lifting his axe over his
 
head, the dwarf charged into the portal of doom.
 
head, the dwarf charged into the portal of doom.
  
 
-Zach
 
-Zach
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==[[User:MaRKHeclim|MaRKHeclim]]==
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===(30 November 2015)===
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<pre>####Rc%###@,.,.</pre>
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It came from out of the clear blue sky.  The fortress dwarves heard a scream fading up into the nothingness above.  Expedition Leader Orin called for an immediate lockdown.  It was the Roc.  The giant eagle had been terrorizing every fortress in the mountain chain for months.  No dwarf above ground was safe. 
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This was an impossible situation.  The underground highway was still years away from completion.  Because the dwarves were dependent on trade to keep up their booze supply, the caravans had to be protected.  Orin had to come up with a strategy.  It was decided to call on the Quest Knights.  The elite dwarves had never been defeated, for they were protected by the gods.
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“We shall slay the bird,” said Sir Kogan, “or die trying.”
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“You must not try,” said Orin.  “You must win!”
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They were off on the hunt later that day, Sir Kogan, Sir Aliz, and Squire Wabit.  The scholars had triangulated the monster's nest by surveying the site of each murder.  The Roc's nest was high on Crocodile Mountain.  The peak was so named for the jagged outline it traced in the horizon.  It was an evil place, but neither the Quest Knights, nor Wabit were concerned.  They were protected by the gods.
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The mountain goats which the knights rode were a hearty bunch.  Even so they had a tough time keeping their footing on Crocodile Mountain.  The shadows of the boulders cast by the sun played tricks on the knights and they soon became lost.  Wabit reminded them to keep the faith.  With the power of Nadir they would not only survive, they would triumph.
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There it was, the monster's nest.  It was set on a ledge with a drop-off that seemed to extend down to infinity.  The Roc was gone, probably to inflict more damage on some unsuspecting dwarf fortress down below.  Kogan and Aliz climbed up the rock cliff, leaving Wabit back to tend the goats.
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The monster's nest was so huge it was lined with fallen trees instead of branches.  Inside was a bright blue egg.  Sir Kogan was thrilled.  As the Roc had murdered his friends, so he would slay the beast's spawn.  He lifted his sword and swung down with all his might.  The egg cracked and fell open, revealing a huge, yellow baby chick.  The baby monster looked at Kogan and let out an ear-piercing chirp.
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“Don't do it!” cried Wabit as he climbed into the nest.
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It was too late.  Sir Kogan stabbed the giant chick in the side with his sword.  There was a deafening cry and out of the sky came the Roc.  Sir Aliz trying to pull his weapon by couldn't loose it in time, the Roc picked him up and sent him screaming over the side.  Sir Kogan turned to face the monster.  He deflected the giant bird's talons as they grabbed at him, but eventually his energy gave out and he collasped.
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With a mournful cry the Roc seized the chick and Sir Kogan and flew off into the sky never to be seen again.  Wabit wept, for as was destined, the Quest Knights had never failed.  But as they had murdered an innocent, they no longer had the protection of the gods.
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THE END
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Thanks again,<br>
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Tarn and Zach
  
 
==[[User:MasturNater|MasturNater]]==
 
==[[User:MasturNater|MasturNater]]==
===(30 November 2015)===
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===(29 May 2020)===
  
 
<pre>@?@=+++@@@+@@++@+&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&</pre>
 
<pre>@?@=+++@@@+@@++@+&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&</pre>
  
Shouts could be heard further down the mine tunnel. None of the dwarves  
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Shouts could be heard further down the mine tunnel. None of the dwarves  
figured they had too much longer to live. The rules had been broken and  
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figured they had too much longer to live. The rules had been broken and  
the miners had begun to harvest adamantine from the forbidden ore vein.
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the miners had begun to harvest adamantine from the forbidden ore vein.  
At first it appeared that everything would be okay. The magic ore fell  
+
At first it appeared that everything would be okay. The magic ore fell  
away from the tunnel wall leaving a black hole beyond. It didn't seem  
+
away from the tunnel wall leaving a black hole beyond. It didn't seem  
 
like a large enough portal for a demon to get through, but the miners  
 
like a large enough portal for a demon to get through, but the miners  
 
weren't as well versed in demonology as Kogan was.
 
weren't as well versed in demonology as Kogan was.
  
“We have to get out of here,” said Kogan. “Now.”
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“We have to get out of here,” said Kogan. “Now.”
  
 
The assistant scribe rolled up all the scrolls he could carry as Kogan  
 
The assistant scribe rolled up all the scrolls he could carry as Kogan  
barked orders. The dwarves could smell smoke and the sounds of chaos  
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barked orders. The dwarves could smell smoke and the sounds of chaos  
were growing closer. Together, Kogan and the scribe made their way out  
+
were growing closer. Together, Kogan and the scribe made their way out  
of the library and through the twisting corridors of the fortress. As  
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of the library and through the twisting corridors of the fortress. As  
 
they watched the other dwarves rush by they knew there was no telling  
 
they watched the other dwarves rush by they knew there was no telling  
 
who would survive.
 
who would survive.
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The three chosen warriors left the Citadel of Hope, strapped on with
 
The three chosen warriors left the Citadel of Hope, strapped on with
 
all manner of magic weapons that the Council of Elders had presented
 
all manner of magic weapons that the Council of Elders had presented
them. Shizenbubin was the tracker of the group, always hot on the
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them. Shizenbubin was the tracker of the group, always hot on the
trail of danger. Shizentubin was her sister, skilled in the ways of
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trail of danger. Shizentubin was her sister, skilled in the ways of
the blade so that no enemy neck was safe. Azoul Buck was the leader.
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the blade so that no enemy neck was safe. Azoul Buck was the leader.
 
She ran her fingers through her short blond hair, her muscular arm
 
She ran her fingers through her short blond hair, her muscular arm
 
flexing, covered with the crude tattoos of her tribe.
 
flexing, covered with the crude tattoos of her tribe.
  
This would be a short quest indeed. A party of goblins had ambushed
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This would be a short quest indeed. A party of goblins had ambushed
the prince on his way to the castle. All the heroes need do is return
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the prince on his way to the castle. All the heroes need do is return
him unspoiled. It would be easy to intercept them then on their way
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him unspoiled. It would be easy to intercept them then on their way
to the Black Fortress, given Shizenbubin's incredible skill. However,
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to the Black Fortress, given Shizenbubin's incredible skill. However,
time was not on their side. Goblins grew bored easily and might make
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time was not on their side. Goblins grew bored easily and might make
sport of the prince's bodily members. Azoul set the pace, a quick
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sport of the prince's bodily members. Azoul set the pace, a quick
trot through the woods. She smiled at the easily-won glory that
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trot through the woods. She smiled at the easily-won glory that
 
awaited her squad at the end of the journey.
 
awaited her squad at the end of the journey.
  
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"That ought to keep 'em out," Doran said confidently, patting the granite
 
"That ought to keep 'em out," Doran said confidently, patting the granite
block which he had just slid into place. Ever since the Baron had insisted
+
block which he had just slid into place. Ever since the Baron had insisted
 
on mining out the gold vein in the wall, Doran had been dealing with the
 
on mining out the gold vein in the wall, Doran had been dealing with the
rats. It couldn't be helped. Gold was gold after all, but it was just
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rats. It couldn't be helped. Gold was gold after all, but it was just
 
Doran's luck that the miners had broken through to a large chasm not far
 
Doran's luck that the miners had broken through to a large chasm not far
 
from the craftsdwarf's room.
 
from the craftsdwarf's room.
  
The dwarf laid down on his bed and began to think about the next project. A
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The dwarf laid down on his bed and began to think about the next project. A
puzzlebox, perhaps, something challenging. Just as Doran was drifting off
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puzzlebox, perhaps, something challenging. Just as Doran was drifting off
 
into dreams of the design, he heard a scratching on the block.
 
into dreams of the design, he heard a scratching on the block.
  
"Ha! Keep trying you little demons," the dwarf chuckled. The scratching
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"Ha! Keep trying you little demons," the dwarf chuckled. The scratching
continued. It was irritating, but the dwarf could block it out. Then there
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continued. It was irritating, but the dwarf could block it out. Then there
was a grating scrape as the block moved an inch. The dwarf sat up and
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was a grating scrape as the block moved an inch. The dwarf sat up and
stared at the wall in amazement. Impossible, he thought.
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stared at the wall in amazement. Impossible, he thought.
  
The block slid forward further. Small, clawed fingers worked their way
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The block slid forward further. Small, clawed fingers worked their way
 
around the stone until a gray, furry hand grasped one corner of the block.
 
around the stone until a gray, furry hand grasped one corner of the block.
 
The stone turned slightly.
 
The stone turned slightly.
  
 
Doran seized his chisel from the nearby table and leapt toward the block,
 
Doran seized his chisel from the nearby table and leapt toward the block,
stabbing downward. The tool grazed the hand, leaving a spatter of blood on
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stabbing downward. The tool grazed the hand, leaving a spatter of blood on
the stone. There was a shriek, and the bleeding hand disappeared into the
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the stone. There was a shriek, and the bleeding hand disappeared into the
 
dark crack.
 
dark crack.
  
 
The craftsdwarf pushed the block back into place and backed away, chisel in
 
The craftsdwarf pushed the block back into place and backed away, chisel in
hand. After a moment, the scratching began anew.
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hand. After a moment, the scratching began anew.
  
 
===(07 Jun 2007)===
 
===(07 Jun 2007)===
 
<pre>##.,.||%r%+@+|</pre>
 
<pre>##.,.||%r%+@+|</pre>
  
"Leave me be, you fiend!" Doran yelled, his chisel held toward the stone
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"Leave me be, you fiend!" Doran yelled, his chisel held toward the stone
block. The scratching became louder and more persistent.
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block. The scratching became louder and more persistent.
  
 
Once again, the block moved, but this time no fingers poked through the
 
Once again, the block moved, but this time no fingers poked through the
crack. The beast had learned. The slab of granite was being pushed
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crack. The beast had learned. The slab of granite was being pushed
directly from behind, and it glided slowly toward Doran. The dwarf backed
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directly from behind, and it glided slowly toward Doran. The dwarf backed
 
toward his bed.
 
toward his bed.
  
The block stopped sliding. There was now enough space to allow something to
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The block stopped sliding. There was now enough space to allow something to
 
pass through the hole in the wall, but the block was large and Doran could
 
pass through the hole in the wall, but the block was large and Doran could
not see behind it. For a long moment, nothing stirred. The craftsdwarf
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not see behind it. For a long moment, nothing stirred. The craftsdwarf
 
knelt and opened the chest by the foot of his bed, muttering.
 
knelt and opened the chest by the foot of his bed, muttering.
  
At once, a creature leapt from behind the block and faced Doran. It was a
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At once, a creature leapt from behind the block and faced Doran. It was a
 
ratman, ravening, its long yellow incisors surrounded by froth, its
 
ratman, ravening, its long yellow incisors surrounded by froth, its
patchy-furred flesh stretched tight over its starved body. The thing
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patchy-furred flesh stretched tight over its starved body. The thing
 
hungered and would have Doran for its meal.
 
hungered and would have Doran for its meal.
  
The dwarf stood, a vial in his hand. The ratman lunged forward and Doran
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The dwarf stood, a vial in his hand. The ratman lunged forward and Doran
hurled the vial at the beast's face. The glass shattered, and the creature
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hurled the vial at the beast's face. The glass shattered, and the creature
clutched its black protruding eyes as they steamed. Doran rushed forward
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clutched its black protruding eyes as they steamed. Doran rushed forward
 
and stabbed the ratman repeatedly with the chisel until it stopped moving.
 
and stabbed the ratman repeatedly with the chisel until it stopped moving.
  
"Pity about that. I was going to ask Mul to do some etchings for me."
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"Pity about that. I was going to ask Mul to do some etchings for me."
  
 
===(15 Jul 2007)===
 
===(15 Jul 2007)===
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"Yes, I'm sorry, Mul, it would have been a thrilling project," Doran said,
 
"Yes, I'm sorry, Mul, it would have been a thrilling project," Doran said,
pausing to take another swig of whiskey. "I can't believe how much trouble
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pausing to take another swig of whiskey. "I can't believe how much trouble
 
we've been having with ratmen lately."
 
we've been having with ratmen lately."
  
 
"Perhaps there's a larger beast down in the chasm riling them up," Mul
 
"Perhaps there's a larger beast down in the chasm riling them up," Mul
replied. "Kogan's child was taken not long ago."
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replied. "Kogan's child was taken not long ago."
  
 
"Yes, surely something unusual is afoot."
 
"Yes, surely something unusual is afoot."
  
Meanwhile, Kogan stood with his axe by the chasm bridge. Ever since the boy
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Meanwhile, Kogan stood with his axe by the chasm bridge. Ever since the boy
 
Aliz had been lost, the soldier had tirelessly patrolled the walkways along
 
Aliz had been lost, the soldier had tirelessly patrolled the walkways along
 
the deepest parts of the rift, killing dozens of ratmen and a few large
 
the deepest parts of the rift, killing dozens of ratmen and a few large
spiders. He would not be satisfied until the depths were devoid of life.
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spiders. He would not be satisfied until the depths were devoid of life.
  
A foul wind blew up from the chasm. Kogan leaned to the side and peered
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A foul wind blew up from the chasm. Kogan leaned to the side and peered
down over the edge of the bridge. The impact was sudden and the dwarf was
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down over the edge of the bridge. The impact was sudden and the dwarf was
knocked on his back in the middle of the bridge. Kogan heard the sound of
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knocked on his back in the middle of the bridge. Kogan heard the sound of
 
stone being scraped without respect, and he.found himself staring into the
 
stone being scraped without respect, and he.found himself staring into the
 
rotten eyes of a giant decaying reptile.
 
rotten eyes of a giant decaying reptile.
  
  
==[[User:Met|Met]]==
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==[[User:Metorical|Metorical]]==
===(June 2011)===
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===(November 2009)===
<pre>||~@++%||@++++</pre>
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<pre>UUUU/UU/U#+!++@@@@</pre>
  
"I am innocent of these crimes!" cried Fuglin as he was dragged away. Sitting in the dungeon cell, he could recall the cheers of the dwarves as the judge pronounced the verdict. It wasn't fair. The adamantine wasn't his. He was just holding it for somebody. Now in prison, he was left to rot. A guard stopped by his cell and poured a cup of gruel on the cold stone floor. Anger and despair were all he felt now. From now on he dared not hope.
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Dwarves hurled boulders down on the invaders as they advanced by
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ladder. Sharkra smiled, for this meant they had run out of ammunition
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for their war machines. She dodged out of the way as a human invader
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plunged down past her to a rocky doom. Sharkra grimaced. Machines or
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not, these dwarves would fight the death to save their blasted
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mountain. At last she reached the battlements.
  
--
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Battle master Sharkra was an evil genius of combat. It was rumored
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she had sacrificed everything she loved for riches and lost it all
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gambling the same night. Her very aura smelled of the underworld.
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Now she soldiered for anyone who would pay her. Pay her and her elite
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troop of mercenaries, the Unholy Band. This time is was rat-lord
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Gomra that hired her.
  
It had begun as such a small thing. Fuglin and the goblin had known each other since the construction of the fortress. Fuglin was young then.
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Sharkra pulled herself onto the fortress wall. Members of the Unholy
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Band leapt over the battlements, light on their feet. Together they
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advanced on the dwarves. Sharkra wielded a giant mace, while the Band
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pulled rapiers from polished sheaths.
  
One day Fuglin visited the goblin, this time locked in the stockade.
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“We have you,” said Sharkra. “Throw down your weapons and die quickly.”
  
"You know the path through the stone?" said the goblin. "The one we built as children? You must go there and bring me what you find. It is the key to my release."
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Something sailed through the air and struck Sharkra in the face, a
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glass flask filled with fuming liquid. The glass shattered sending
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pain coursing through the evil woman’s body. She put her hand to her
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face and it came back covered in slime. She straightened up and
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looked around. The Unholy Band was laughing at her. Sadly, this
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wasn’t the first time.
  
===(July 2011)===
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“What are you standing around for?” screeched Sharkra. “Kill them.
<pre>,.,.,.,.,@|#######&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&</pre>
 
  
The space was not built for more than a child, a narrow, twisting tunnel winding its way through the foundations of the fortress. At the bottom, Fuglin saw a light, a silvery glowing rock at the end of the tunnel. This must be it, thought Fuglin, a bribe to set the goblin free. Hastily, Fuglin took up his pick and chiseled off a piece of the silver metal.
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The vain and evil Sharkra pulled a mirror from her pack which she
 +
carried at all times. Her face was never much to begin with, but now
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it was utterly ruined. Gomra, thought Sharkra, it is all his fault.
 +
The warrior woman whistled and the Unholy Band followed her as she
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retreated from the fortress.
  
Something lay beyond the tunnel. A hole the size of a dwarf's fist opened where Fuglin struck. He could hear a strange howling within, no doubt another subterranean jungle. The dwarf didn't stay to find out. He squirmed as fast as he could, finally reaching the exit where he found the goblin, free from his bonds.
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“It is said,” intoned dwarf captain Duzelm, “that evil shall always
 +
turn upon itself.
  
"You survived," said the goblin. "Keep the adamantine as a token of our friendship."
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“What is your plan master?” asked Bally, the dwarven squire.
  
"Wait!" cried Fuglin, but the goblin had disappeared.
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“We shall follow this villain back to Lord Gomra,” said Duzelm “and
 +
catch all the rats in the same trap. Go to the humans in Gelthtown,
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they have the quick steeds we require.
  
===(October 2011)===
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Before the day was through, the men of Gelthtown had assembled the
<pre>@@@@@,.,o@,..##||#&#&#&&&&#&</pre>
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horses, along with master rider Jorna. She was blond and lean, draped
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in the leathers of a Gelthtown tracker. The dwarves climbed onto the
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horses and strapped themselves in.
  
What happened next was hard to say. There was a lot of smoke and fire. Dwarves ran screaming through the fortress. Captains shouted orders to soldiers they could not see through the clouds of burning vapor. Fuglin was scared beyond reason. He tried to follow the others, ducking when the monsters swooped down.
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“Are you sure you can keep up with the Unholy Band?” asked Captain Duzelm.
  
It seemed it would never end, then Fuglin came rolling out of the fortress gate just as another fire blast rocketed overhead. As it was, the demons could not, or would not set foot outside the fortress. What few dwarves that were left gathered at the hills below. Fuglin recognized a blacksmith which with he had apprenticed. Before he could speak the blacksmith pointed his finger.
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Jorna laughed. “Just pray I don’t reach Gomra before Sharkra does,” she said.
  
"He is the one!" the dwarf cried. "Look! He still has the rock in his paw!"
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==[[User:Midelne|Midelne]]==
  
Fuglin looked down, having until now forgotten the adamantine in his hand.
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===Fish Dwarf Begin: (6 August 2007)===
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<pre>~~@~~X</pre>
  
===(July 2014)===
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They called him Fish-Dwarf. He was the only worker in the outpost willing to brave the depths of the cave river in order to service the floodgate mechanisms when they became clogged with the seasonal muds.
<pre>@g+0++0++0++0++0++0++0++<</pre>
 
  
"You have a visitor," said the prison guard.
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It was that time again. The farming gates weren't operational, and the planting had to begin immediately. Fish-Dwarf had his tools, and the special fins he had manufactured were secured to broad feet. Everything was ready. The frightened faces of the onlooking children would not dissuade him. Fish-Dwarf understood that this was his calling. He was the only one that could save the outpost. The dwarf inhaled, and his chest swelled to nearly double its original size. Clearing his mind, the dwarf dove into the water.
  
It was the goblin, dressed in a dark cloak. Fuglin had blamed his
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===(8 November 2007)===
fate on the goblin, but now that he saw him it all seemed so
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<pre>~~~@%X</pre>
pointless. In the morning, he would go to the hammerer to be forged
 
anew. Fuglin began to wonder why the goblin showed up at all if not
 
to gloat at his handiwork.
 
  
"Take this glass pill," said the goblin, holding out his hand, "and
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Fish-Dwarf swam down the narrow tunnel to the gate mechanism. The water was murky and even with his superior vision he could only just see his hands sweeping ahead of him.
bite down with your teeth. Death will come swiftly."
 
  
The goblin dropped the pill into Fuglin's open hand. The fluid in the
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The upper portion of the mechanism appeared suddenly before him. The dwarf inspected the machinery quickly, mindful of his air, yet confident that he had at least a few minutes left. The top assembly was clear, so the mud must have worked itself into the lower gears. Fish-Dwarf pushed his way down.
green glass capsule looked black and foreboding. Still, it beat a
 
humiliating public execution. The goblin turned and left without
 
saying another word. Fuglin put the pill in his mouth and bit down
 
hard. A moment's dizziness was all he had time to experience.
 
  
"Where am I?" asked Fuglin.
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The swollen rotting face of a lizardman greeted him, twisted into the gears. Not again, Fish-Dwarf thought, dejected. It would take at least three trips to dislodge all of the chunks. The dwarf removed the chisel from his tool case and began working it into the sticking jam.
  
"Quiet," said the goblin. "We are in the catacombs. The dwarves
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===(10 December 2007)===
believe you committed suicide."
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<pre>+@@+@@@+~~~~~</pre>
 
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"But I did commit suicide," mumbled Fuglin.
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"Fish-Dwarf, you have saved us!" the children shouted as the wet dwarf
 
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pulled his way up on to the bank. He had finished his last cleaning
"You can take that up with your deity later," said the goblin. "For
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run, and already the floodgate was rising, ushering in the waters that
now we must get you out of these funeral shrouds and escape before we
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would prepare the way for the summer harvest.
are discovered."
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"Truly, Fish-Dwarf, your mastery of the murky depths never ceases to
===(October 2015)===
+
amaze us. You are a hero," the Mayor Kogan said, offering Fish-Dwarf
 
+
a mug of the outpost's best.
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+
 
+
"I am glad I could help," Fish-Dwarf said, draining the mug in one
Why had he been rescued? Fuglin was a traitor and had to be forged anew, but to do that, he had to die. The goblin held his hand as they exited the tomb. There was a family of dwarves mourning just outside. As they passed, the goblin held Fuglin close, pretending to be lovers lost in grief. It worked this time, but in order to start a new life, they needed Fuglin to exchange his sackcloth for real clothes. The goblin led Fuglin through a maze of corridors to the fortress market.
+
motion. "If only the river waters were whiskey, my life would be
 
+
complete."
“You look like a scribe to me,” said the goblin.
+
 
+
"I fear we would never see you again if that were the case!" the Mayor jested.
“Like those creeps that spend their whole lives in the library?” complained Fuglin.
+
 
+
Fish-Dwarf pondered a moment. "Indeed. Yet the search for the
“Forget your old life,said the goblin. “That is what it means to serve in the Order of Nadir.
+
Whiskey River is a quest for the young, I'm afraid."
 
+
===(November 2015)===
+
"We here at Gladanvil are happy to have you," the Mayor replied as the
 +
crowd dispersed. As the others left, the mayor pulled Fish-Dwarf
 +
aside.
 +
 +
"-- and yet, I fear you cannot stay long. I've received word from
 +
King Dorazar. He has heard tell of your talents, and our liaison from
 +
the Mountainhome has conveyed his request for your presence at the
 +
capital."
 +
 +
"My presence? Surely the engineers of the Mountainhome can manage the
 +
mighty floodgates and channels of Steelpoint without my help."
 +
 +
"It isn't farming trouble, Fish-Dwarf," the Mayor said, lowering his
 +
voice to a whisper. "Many fisherdwarves have been lost to the waters.
 +
There is something lurking in the Lake of Columns."
  
<pre>+++@p|</pre>
+
===(18 January 2008)===
 
+
<pre>~~~@/~~%OB%OO%%%~~</pre>
Writing prose under the pen name Robinor, Fuglin began his new life as a scribe. Life was different out in the periphery. The monastery where the scribe worked was built into a hillside deep in the Forbidden Forest. Not many people would risk a journey there, but Robinor's works ended up being so skillful and filled with such beauty that he gained the one thing he could no longer afford, fame.
+
 
+
Innumerable stalactites hung from the ceiling of the expansive gem-lit
None of the brothers spoke to Robinor as they had all taken vows of silence, but the dwarf could still tell that they were pretty mad about all the visitors they had been attracting lately. Robinor greeted his fans with the humility one would expect from a monk, but it was easy to tell that the dwarf was succumbing to the sin of pride.
+
cavern, many dipping down through the still surface of the black
 
+
waters. This was the Lake of Columns, the source of life for
One day, Robinor was praying in the shrine to Nadir when a bird landed on the creepy statue of the god of the depths. It was a parrot, out of place in the cold northern climate. Robinor stood on his feet and walked over to the statue.
+
Steelpoint, and now a place of dread.
 
+
“Pretty bird,” said Robinor. “Pretty bird.”
+
Fish-Dwarf fit the blades into place on his fins. The citizens of
 
+
Steelpoint did not know what the creature was, but no fewer than seven
“You are all going to die,” said the parrot.
+
fisherdwarves had been lost at the shore. No matter, thought
 
+
Fish-Dwarf. King Dorazar had charged him to slay the lurking threat,
=== (December 2015) ===
+
and that is what he would do. Still, the nature of the creature
 +
eluded him. It had been years since his last combat with an aquatic
 +
beast, and then it was only the cave crocodiles and lizardmen that
 +
occasionally harassed his own community. Steelpoint would not have
 +
sent for him over such a triviality. Hefting his mighty trident,
 +
Fish-Dwarf nodded to the gathered onlookers before leaping into the
 +
lake.
 +
 +
The water was clear, and he could see the broad columns well ahead of
 +
him down to where they joined the submerged floor of the cavern.
 +
Behind any of these formations, the beast could lurk.
 +
 +
There! Nestled between three columns was a gigantic bloated form on
 +
the lake bottom. Fish-Dwarf swam closer, almost drifting. What
 +
manner of beast was this? Great tentacles it had, and a toothy maw
 +
which flopped open as it slumbered, surrounded by half-consumed bodies
 +
of the dead.
 +
 +
Fish-Dwarf was almost upon it now, his trident lifted above his head
 +
as he sank slowly toward the sleeping fiend. As he prepared to
 +
strike, the lurid thing's lone eye flashed open.
  
<pre>pg+++@+</pre>
+
===(15 May 2008)===
 
+
<pre>------------------------
“What?” asked Robinor, stupidly to the bird.
+
~~~~~~~~~~~@/~%~~~~~~~~~
 
+
------------------------</pre>
“Fuglin,” said the parrot.
+
 
+
Tentacles lashed out, looping around Fish-Dwarf's torso and pinning
The monk's face went white as a sheet. Someone had taught the parrot to speak these words, someone connected to his old life. The scribe, Robinor, had thought he had left all of that behind. Occasionally a dwarven survivor from Robinor's old fortress would appear at the monastery, but they never recognized him. This was something far more sinister. It had to be the goblin.
+
his arms to his chest. A force stronger than any he had ever
 
+
experienced crushed his ribs and a stream of bubbles shot from his
“You have a visitor,” croaked a monk.
+
mouth as the breath was squeezed from his body. Fish-Dwarf
 
+
desperately slashed at the tentacles with his fin blades and as his
“Your holy vow?” asked Robinor, panicking.
+
vision faded to black he saw that the water was thick with curling
 
+
purple ribbons of the foul beast's tainted blood. The monster's grip
“See for yourself,” said the monk. “Then you will understand.
+
loosened and Fish-Dwarf was able to free his arms. His sight had not
 
+
returned, but when he stabbed his trident downward, he felt it sink
It could only be one person, the phantom from the past. The goblin stood at the entrance of the building, the parrot on his shoulder. He smiled at Robinor as he approached.
+
deep into the creature. The monster's body convulsed and it raced
 +
into the open water, Fish-Dwarf still clinging to the imbedded weapon.
 +
 +
I cannot let go so long as I cannot see, or I will surely be devoured,
 +
Fish-Dwarf thought, though the beast continued on into the depths at
 +
such speed that the diver could not maintain his bearings, and
 +
suddenly in the back of his mind arose a strange sensation... it was
 +
the need for air, such as he had not experienced for many years. A
 +
tingling came to his throat and nose, and his head began to feel numb
 +
as he became more desperate for breath, and yet slowly, his vision was
 +
returning.
 +
 +
The beast slowed, its energy spent, and it settled on to the lake
 +
bottom, unmoving. Fish-Dwarf jammed the trident into it a few times;
 +
the thing was dead. Now, the surface! Fish-Dwarf pulled his weapon
 +
from the monster and swam upward, but he stopped immediately. As far
 +
as he could see in the now-dark water, a smooth ceiling of limestone
 +
greeted him. The monster had fled into a great crack in the lake
 +
bottom, so far and so deep that the light from the gem lamps was no
 +
longer visible. Just the endless water and rock of the submerged
 +
tomb of Fish-Dwarf, he thought, as he chose a direction and swam.
  
“Fuglin!” said the goblin. “It's been a long time, my friend.
+
===Fish Dwarf End: (1 July 2008)===
 +
<pre>,@!,.~~~~~~~~</pre>
  
“I am no longer that person,” said Robinor. “I have a new life here.
+
He had chosen the wrong direction. Either that or the beast had
 +
dragged Fish-Dwarf so far into the mountain that the fires of the
 +
underworld were closer than the light of the lamps. His breath was
 +
long since gone -- moving forward was all that could keep him from
 +
panicking. After every few kicks, the dwarf would reach up to feel
 +
the limestone. If anything, the rock was closing in. No... what's
 +
this? His hand curled up around a sharp corner. Fish-Dwarf grabbed
 +
it firmly with both hands and pulled, launching himself upward.
  
“You have the life I gave you,” said the goblin, the smile fading from his lips.
+
The dwarf fully expected to meet a wall of rock, but instead he glided
 
+
freely until at long last he broke the surface of the water, gasping
=== (January 2016) ===
+
for air. As the dwarf calmed down, he realized that he could still
 
+
see nothing. He felt walls close by in all directions, as if he had
<pre>,.@,@@.@,.MMg[@</pre>
+
just swum up a shaft, though there was a ledge overhanging the water
 
+
on to which he could haul himself and rest his weary body. Fish-Dwarf
“The king has grown attached to the writings of this 'Robinor,'” said the goblin. “This puts you, Fuglin, in the unique position to get close to him. You remember this?”
+
passed in and out of consciousness for a time, perhaps an hour, before
 +
he sat up and assessed his situation.  
  
The glass pill was unmistakable. The black fluid danced inside as the goblin shook it in Fuglin's face. It was the ill-fated dwarf's job to poison the king in any way he could. When Fuglin went to retrieve his writing material, the goblin took him by the arm and removed him forcibly from the building. He would not be needing any of that stuff where he was going. Fuglin fell silent as he boarded the wagon that the goblin drove with its team of mules.
+
He could dive back into the water with his lungs full of air and try
 +
to find the lamps, now unmolested by great underwater beasts, but he
 +
did not relish the idea of leaving the entrance to the shaft behind in
 +
total darkness as he explored the crevice below. The only alternative
 +
was to feel his way along the walls from this ledge above the grotto.
 +
These limestone mountains were laced with natural caverns and after a
 +
brief exploration of the surrounding stone he found this hollow was no
 +
exception -- there was a mud-slicked passage that ran into the
 +
mountain. Without hesitation, Fish-Dwarf struck out into the cavern.
  
On the way to the capital many travelers stopped the wagon to ask if the dwarven monk was indeed the famous Robinor. The dwarf writer allowed himself to forget the evil quest he was on. Word spread quickly of the scribe's journey to see the king.
+
-- How long since he had started on this dreary journey? Though the mud
 +
was often thick, Fish-Dwarf had not trudged through so much as a
 +
puddle these many days. He thirsted for spirits, nay, even water, and
 +
he longed to swim again. The dwarf had long since abandoned his fins
 +
and other equipment as they encumbered him too much on the march.
 +
Every so often, he imagined he saw the gem lamps ahead, though it
 +
could just as easily be the cooking fires of a goblin encampment, or
 +
some darker torture, as the lights of the capital he sought. There
 +
they were, even now... lights! Or light at least, the barest speck
 +
in the distance ahead. Fish-Dwarf moved swiftly, no longer plodding,
 +
still careful of the stalactites but driving forward rapidly all the
 +
same. The speck became an opening, and he could see the mud of the
 +
passage floor illuminated in the distance, with stone walls further
 +
beyond. Only a few more steps...  
  
“You better do what you're told,” warned the goblin.
+
The cavern opened out upon a rocky river valley in a canyon sheer to
 
+
the greatest heights yet welcoming the noon-day sun. The entrance
=== (February 2016) ===
+
where Fish-Dwarf stood was at the bottom of the cliffs a short walk
 +
down pebble-laden slopes to the stream below. Instantly, Fish-Dwarf
 +
could tell that these were no ordinary waters. They were the color of
 +
honey, yet the current flowed rapidly. And the aroma! The
 +
intoxicating aroma! There was no question in his mind. Whether it
 +
fell from the throne of some inebriated sky god and vanished into the
 +
underworld to besot the armies of hell made no difference, for here,
 +
in this world, in this very mountain range, ran the slightest stretch
 +
of the Whiskey River. His mind unencumbered by thoughts of duty or
 +
home, Fish-Dwarf made his way down to the riverside to drink his fill.
  
<pre>|~@+|~g+|+++++++|@@++%|</pre>
+
===Hunger Begin (11 June 2008)===
 +
<pre>,..,.++U+,.+,.+U~U||</pre>
  
“Robinor,” exclaimed the king, “it is a great honor!”
+
Suffering blighted the land with cruel hunger. Wagons brought foul
 +
fungus from the dwarven mountains. It was barely enough to sustain
 +
those base enough to eat such filth. The rest died. Paldadar rested
 +
against the hilt of his great sword. He looked over his shoulder at
 +
the dark stone castle. Turning his back on mud brick huts, the knight
 +
passed by the scraggly bearded guards and entered the keep.
 +
 +
From a high window, bright, mocking sunlight shone across the dark
 +
wooden throne and the troubled king that sat upon it. The old man
 +
reached for his cup, and after taking a sip, spat the vile dwarven
 +
brew unto the stone floor. A herald in a mud-smattered tunic rushed
 +
to wipe up the spill, but seeing the knight, rose to confront him.
 +
 +
"You were not summoned, Sir Paldadar," spit the herald. "Go ask the
 +
peasants instead of begging the king for scraps from the royal table."
 +
 +
"Silence, Rodger," said the king.
 +
 +
The herald jumped away like a whipped dog. The king motioned the
 +
knight to come forward.
 +
 +
"The gods have abandoned this place," said the king. "Only through
 +
their glory will the days of bounty return. It is for this reason you
 +
must smite the heathen Farthlings where they dwell across the river.
 +
When their land is in ruin, the gods at last will favor us."
 +
 +
The knight ground his teeth. This was obviously High Priest Igland's
 +
doing. But perhaps there was wisdom in punishing the arrogant
 +
Farthlings for their many insults. Death by the sword was much
 +
preferable to slow certain death by starvation.
  
“It is all too much,” said Robinor, fumbling with the deadly pill in his pocket.
+
===(17 June 2008)===
 +
<pre>==?T?====,.UH,.U</pre>
  
The king clasped the monk's hand and pulled him into his private chambers. The goblin watched ominously as the door closed, sealing the two dwarves inside. Waiting patiently, the goblin eyed the royal guards which flanked the doorway. There wasn't a lot of room to move if this went badly. Just then, the door swung open.
+
As Paldadar walked away from the keep, peasants averted their hungry
 +
faces. He was still a knight, even if he represented the most
 +
wretched of kingdoms. A frail sissy approached from behind, leading
 +
two horses. Paldadar swung around, drawing his sword. There stood
 +
Rodger, wearing the snottiest of faces, his nose in the air.
 +
 +
"By the will of the king," he hissed, "I am to be your squire."
 +
 +
Paldadar prayed to the gods for mercy. Would that a Farthling's bolt
 +
find his heart soon that he be saved from further tortures. Together
 +
the pair made their way to the Temple of Love, where High Priest
 +
Igland waited to bless their holy crusade.
 +
 +
The temple was built on a tall hill, a ring of marble columns
 +
surrounding an enormous stone stele, pricking the sky with its
 +
majesty. All around the temple, peasants scrambled to snatch at the
 +
scraps donated by the monks that poured rotten food down the hill. As
 +
Paldadar entered the temple, he was surrounded by fat priests and
 +
priestesses that danced around him in a grotesque, undulating display.  
  
“The king!” cried Robinor. “The king is dead!”
+
The knight refused a cup of offered wine, which Rodger snatched up
 +
and drank freely.
 +
 +
At the center of the temple, High Priest Igland stood, wearing nothing
 +
save a red loincloth.
 +
 +
"When you wake in the morning," said Igland, "consider Love."
 +
 +
"Many happy couplings," said Paldadar as was the prescribed response.
 +
 +
"You must put an end to the Farthling menace," said the priest,
 +
growing angry. "If their God of Suicide spreads his faith to our
 +
kingdom, none of our desperate peasants will survive. You must strike
 +
the heart of their kingdom and burn their temple to the ground."
 +
 +
Paldadar made the gesture of obedience and departed, pulling Rodger
 +
away from the cavorting priests.
 +
 +
The kingdom of the Farthlings was separated from the kingdom of Love
 +
by the River of Sorrow, whose wide fast-moving waters could only be
 +
crossed in one place. This was the Bridge of Destiny. As the riders
 +
approached, Rodger twitched with fear and apprehension, for it was
 +
said the bridge was guarded by an evil water troll. At the bridge,
 +
Paldadar held up his gauntleted hand. The horses stopped, and the
 +
knight dismounted. Paldadar drew his sword and walked out onto the
 +
wooden planks.
  
Drawing their weapons, one guard went inside while the other guard arrested Robinor and the goblin. The king had apparently collapsed on the floor. There was a black smear on his lips. The guards took the monk and goblin down to the dungeon to await their fate. When they were separated, the goblin didn't say a word. Robinor didn't know which was worse, to be executed for destroying the fortress, or for regicide.
+
===(3 July 2008)===
 
+
<pre>%,..%,.|%.,.UH,%..%%UH,,%.~%,..(%).,.%|,..%</pre>
=== (March 2016) ===
+
 
+
Green flames shot up from beneath the bridge. Horrid laughter pealed
<pre>@@|+++!!%!!</pre>
+
across the blighted landscape. The knight turned to see Rodger making
 
+
tracks back to the temple with the speed of a spooked hare. Slowly
“It was all the goblin's doing,” cried Fuglin to the lead investigator. “Where is the king's body?”
+
Paldadar looked over his shoulder to see the enormous bloated troll,
 
+
dripping with slime and black pus.
“Tell me more about this goblin,said the detective. “How long have you known him?
+
 
+
"You seek to pass into the land of suicide bearing the message of
“We grew up together,said Fuglin. “He was always getting me in trouble. Where is the king? There still might be time to save him.
+
love," said the troll. "What will you tell them, knight? Is slow
 
+
certain death by starvation superior than the final empowering
“You are telling me that the great Robinor is actually the famous traitor, Fuglin the Feckless?” asked the detective.
+
choice?"
 
+
“That's me! I'll admit to all my crimes,” said Fuglin, “but for forge's sake, just take me to the king's body before it's too late.
+
"Where there is life, there is hope," said Paldadar. "Love will
 
+
overcome all obstacles!"
“The king was cremated this morning,” said the detective.
+
 
+
"Spoken like a true student of Igland," said the troll, assuming a martial pose.
The familiar sinking sensation took hold as Fuglin struggled to accept his situation. The detective collected his scrolls and left Fuglin alone in the holding cell. Fuglin reached into his mouth and pulled out the green glass pill. There was still enough poison for one last dose. He wondered if anyone would be there to wake him this time.
+
 
+
As Paldadar cut the monster down, his mind was wracked with doubt.
=== (April 2016) ===
+
Was the nation of love superior? He hailed from a place where young
 
+
people sold themselves for scraps of bread and yet he sought to bring
<pre>|%++N++@|</pre>
+
hope to a strange country. He found Rodger hiding in a nearby bush
 
+
and hauled him, protesting, across the bridge.
It was cold and dark in the catacombs. Fuglin was shocked that the dwarves had fallen for the same old trick, or was the joke on him this time? The goblin wasn't here to guide him out of the dark tunnels and Fuglin was buried alive. He slid out of the alcove and shed his funeral shroud.  It was dark and creepy and Fuglin could sense the dead bodies all around him in various states of decay.
+
 
+
The land of the Farthlings was lush and green compared to the land of
“I am not Fuglin,” said the wretched dwarf. “I am Robinor.
+
love. Cherry blossoms rained down on the two riders as they wound
 
+
their way through the hills. Even in these pleasant surroundings, the
“You mean the famous poet?” said a voice in the dark.
+
demented nature of the Farthlings soon became evident. Bodies dotted
 
+
the road here and there, swords plunged into their own guts. Corpses
“The same,” said Robinor after a moment's terror. “Tell me, are you not dead?”
+
hung in the trees from hastily-tied nooses, over eager to take their
 +
own lives. As the riders passed, skeletal bodies lifted themselves
 +
from the grass to watch them saunter on.
 +
 +
"Make babies, make babies, make babies," babbled Rodger, madly
 +
reciting the Charm of Making.
 +
 +
At last they reached the capital of the Farthlings. The wind blew red
 +
rose petals through the cold, dead streets. Even the cheerful sun
 +
seemed dim in the vast tomb of a city. Rodger stared straight ahead
 +
as they made their way to the keep, careful not to look into the dark
 +
doorway, behind which ominous rustlings could be heard.
 +
   
 +
The flag of Farthlingland flew above the ramparts of the citadel. At
 +
the base of the wall lay the piles of bones of those who had
 +
hopelessly thrown themselves over the side. A wide moat circled the
 +
castle. As the two riders approached, a draw bridge was lowered over
 +
the water. Paldadar thought he could see a crowned figure on the wall
 +
beckoning them inside. As they crossed the bridge, Rodger made the
 +
mistake of looking down into the water. The currents were filled with
 +
the souls of those who drowned themselves in desperate sorrow. Eyes
 +
shut tight, Rodger hugged the neck of his horse, and followed Paldadar
 +
into the gate.
  
“As dead as the writer who took his own life, twice!” said the ghoulish stranger.
+
==[[User:mr_seeker|mr_seeker]]==
 +
===(29 January 2016)===
 +
<pre>|++U+++|?</pre>
  
“How is it that you live down here?asked Robinor.
+
“They say that the dragon slayer roams the halls of the castle still,said the old man.
  
“I will show you,” said the ghoul.
+
“You are a liar,” said Prince Mucer. “There are no such things as ghosts, and dragons aren't real.”
  
It was difficult to make out the monster in the dark.  It looked basically like a dwarf, but stooped and sickly.  Robinor followed him to a grave where the family had left gifts as an offering to the dead.  The ghoul took some of the morsels of food and shared them with Robinor.
+
“Maybe today there are none still alive,” said the old man, “but before the Age of Heroes, the skies were filled with them and no one was safe.
  
“A good haul this time,” said the ghoul.
+
“You bore me, ancient one,” said the prince. “Maybe my father should have you executed.”
  
==[[User:Metorical|Metorical]]==
+
Later that night, while Prince Mucer was pulling the wings off a fly, a knock came at his door. He bellowed at the intruder to leave. The knocking came again, louder this time. Mucer heaved a sigh and walked over to the door. It swung open, but no one was there. The prince had had just about enough of the old man's games. It was time he found a new way to entertain himself. The prince buckled on his sword belt and left the room.
===(November 2009)===
 
<pre>UUUU/UU/U#+!++@@@@</pre>
 
  
Dwarves hurled boulders down on the invaders as they advanced by
+
===(28 February 2016)===
ladder.  Sharkra smiled, for this meant they had run out of ammunition
+
<pre>|++UN+++\U</pre>
for their war machines.  She dodged out of the way as a human invader
 
plunged down past her to a rocky doom.  Sharkra grimaced.  Machines or
 
not, these dwarves would fight the death to save their blasted
 
mountain.  At last she reached the battlements.
 
  
Battle master Sharkra was an evil genius of combat. It was rumored
+
The dwarf fortress was as quiet as a tomb that night. Prince Mucer couldn't help but fear, but his anger was greater. How dare that old man frighten me with ghost stories, thought the prince. He would give the old man something to be frightened about. Prince Mucer fingered the hilt of his blade. The old man didn't have too much longer to live anyway. Who would miss him?
she had sacrificed everything she loved for riches and lost it all
 
gambling the same night. Her very aura smelled of the underworld.
 
Now she soldiered for anyone who would pay her. Pay her and her elite
 
troop of mercenaries, the Unholy Band. This time is was rat-lord
 
Gomra that hired her.
 
  
Sharkra pulled herself onto the fortress wall. Members of the Unholy
+
“Say goodnight, old man!” shouted Mucer as he kicked in the laboratory door.
Band leapt over the battlements, light on their feet. Together they
+
 
advanced on the dwarves. Sharkra wielded a giant mace, while the Band
+
There was something standing next to the old man, facing away from the door. It was tall and translucent green. The apparition seemed to float in the air, trailing bloody stumps for legs. Mucer cried out with fright and dropped his sword. The creature turned to face him. Its face was almost entirely burned off.
pulled rapiers from polished sheaths.
 
  
“We have you,” said Sharkra. “Throw down your weapons and die quickly.”
+
“What's wrong, my prince?asked the old man, having run to where Mucer had fainted.
  
Something sailed through the air and struck Sharkra in the face, a
+
===(29 March 2016)===
glass flask filled with fuming liquid.  The glass shattered sending
+
<pre>+++U++U|</pre>
pain coursing through the evil woman’s body.  She put her hand to her
 
face and it came back covered in slime.  She straightened up and
 
looked around.  The Unholy Band was laughing at her.  Sadly, this
 
wasn’t the first time.
 
  
“What are you standing around for?screeched Sharkra. “Kill them.”
+
“The dragon slayer is real!exclaimed Prince Mucer.
  
The vain and evil Sharkra pulled a mirror from her pack which she
+
“Of course,” said the old man. “I told you as much.
carried at all times.  Her face was never much to begin with, but now
 
it was utterly ruined. Gomra, thought Sharkra, it is all his fault.
 
The warrior woman whistled and the Unholy Band followed her as she
 
retreated from the fortress.
 
  
“It is said,” intoned dwarf captain Duzelm, “that evil shall always
+
“I have seen him,” said Mucer. “He was standing right there.”
turn upon itself.”
 
  
“What is your plan master?” asked Bally, the dwarven squire.
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The old man looked to the empty space where the prince was pointing. This was serious. The king had to be informed immediately. Only then could the decision be made on how to proceed. Every time the dragon slayer had showed himself before there had been a calamity. The old man called for the guards to take Mucer back to his chambers.
  
“We shall follow this villain back to Lord Gomra,” said Duzelm “and
+
“The dragon slayer has revealed himself to young Mucer,” said old man Garva.
catch all the rats in the same trap. Go to the humans in Gelthtown,
 
they have the quick steeds we require.”
 
  
Before the day was through, the men of Gelthtown had assembled the
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“That is unfortunate,” said the king. “He must be escorted out of the kingdom at once. Whether he is my son makes no difference. The soul of the kingdom is at stake.
horses, along with master rider Jorna. She was blond and lean, draped
 
in the leathers of a Gelthtown tracker. The dwarves climbed onto the
 
horses and strapped themselves in.
 
  
“Are you sure you can keep up with the Unholy Band?” asked Captain Duzelm.
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===(29 April 2016)===
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Jorna laughed.  “Just pray I don’t reach Gomra before Sharkra does,” she said.
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“Come hither my liege,” said old man Garva. “Gaze into the crystal ball.”
  
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“Is the prince safe?” asked the king.
  
===Fish Dwarf Begin: (6 August 2007)===
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“Mucer will never truly be safe again,” said Garva, “so it is written.”
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They called him Fish-Dwarf.  He was the only worker in the outpost willing to brave the depths of the cave river in order to service the floodgate mechanisms when they became clogged with the seasonal muds.
+
“There is more to life than the pages of a book,” objected the king.
  
It was that time again.  The farming gates weren't operational, and the planting had to begin immediately. Fish-Dwarf had his tools, and the special fins he had manufactured were secured to broad feet.  Everything was ready.  The frightened faces of the onlooking children would not dissuade him. Fish-Dwarf understood that this was his calling. He was the only one that could save the outpost.  The dwarf inhaled, and his chest swelled to nearly double its original size.  Clearing his mind, the dwarf dove into the water.
+
Rather that respond to ignorance, Garva just gestured to the magic globe. It was connected to a mechanism at the top and bottom. Garva put his hand on the crystal and gave it a spin. Lightning arched over the surface of the globe revealing a woodland scene. There was Prince Mucer, riding his black mule. With him was Kogan the woods-dwarf, the only one willing to bear the prince's company in this time of exile.
  
===(8 November 2007)===
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“How much longer until we reach Assura?” whined Mucer. “My backside is sore from riding.”
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Fish-Dwarf swam down the narrow tunnel to the gate mechanism.  The water was murky and even with his superior vision he could only just see his hands sweeping ahead of him.
+
“Keep your eyes open, my prince,” said Kogan, “and remember, in the world under Apexus's vault of sky, there are consequences for your actions.
  
The upper portion of the mechanism appeared suddenly before him.  The dwarf inspected the machinery quickly, mindful of his air, yet confident that he had at least a few minutes left. The top assembly was clear, so the mud must have worked itself into the lower gears. Fish-Dwarf pushed his way down.
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===(30 may 2016)===
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The swollen rotting face of a lizardman greeted him, twisted into the gears.  Not again, Fish-Dwarf thought, dejected.  It would take at least three trips to dislodge all of the chunks.  The dwarf removed the chisel from his tool case and began working it into the sticking jam.
+
“Help me!” cried a girl's voice.
  
===(10 December 2007)===
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Kogan went off to find her, but Mucer held him back“You are to protect me from all harmForget her,” snapped the prince.
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Horrible screams echoed throughout the woodsThis didn't help calm Mucer's already well-developed paranoiaKogan walked next to the prince's mule, battleaxe in handAhead, on the trail, stood an elf rangerShe held an arrow against her bowstring, pointed at the groundMucer was sweating and squirming.
"Fish-Dwarf, you have saved us!" the children shouted as the wet dwarf
+
 
pulled his way up on to the bank.  He had finished his last cleaning
+
“How dare you block the path of the crown prince!” shouted Mucer.
run, and already the floodgate was rising, ushering in the waters that
 
would prepare the way for the summer harvest.
 
   
 
"Truly, Fish-Dwarf, your mastery of the murky depths never ceases to
 
amaze usYou are a hero," the Mayor Kogan said, offering Fish-Dwarf
 
a mug of the outpost's best.
 
 
"I am glad I could help," Fish-Dwarf said, draining the mug in one
 
motion"If only the river waters were whiskey, my life would be
 
complete."
 
 
"I fear we would never see you again if that were the case!" the Mayor jested.
 
 
Fish-Dwarf pondered a moment"Indeed.  Yet the search for the
 
Whiskey River is a quest for the young, I'm afraid."
 
 
"We here at Gladanvil are happy to have you," the Mayor replied as the
 
crowd dispersedAs the others left, the mayor pulled Fish-Dwarf
 
aside.
 
 
"-- and yet, I fear you cannot stay longI've received word from
 
King Dorazar.  He has heard tell of your talents, and our liaison from
 
the Mountainhome has conveyed his request for your presence at the
 
capital."
 
   
 
"My presence?  Surely the engineers of the Mountainhome can manage the
 
mighty floodgates and channels of Steelpoint without my help."
 
 
"It isn't farming trouble, Fish-Dwarf," the Mayor said, lowering his
 
voice to a whisper. "Many fisherdwarves have been lost to the waters.
 
There is something lurking in the Lake of Columns."
 
  
===(18 January 2008)===
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An arrow shot out of the trees and pierced Kogan's neckThe dwarf bodyguard pulled the prince off of his mule and covered him with his bodyBlood poured from Kogan's wound and onto Mucer's face.  The prince was disgusted and horrified now that it seemed that his only friend wouldn't live very much longer.
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==MustachioNut==
Innumerable stalactites hung from the ceiling of the expansive gem-lit
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cavern, many dipping down through the still surface of the black
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watersThis was the Lake of Columns, the source of life for
 
Steelpoint, and now a place of dread.
 
   
 
Fish-Dwarf fit the blades into place on his fins.  The citizens of
 
Steelpoint did not know what the creature was, but no fewer than seven
 
fisherdwarves had been lost at the shore. No matter, thought
 
Fish-Dwarf.  King Dorazar had charged him to slay the lurking threat,
 
and that is what he would do.  Still, the nature of the creature
 
eluded him.  It had been years since his last combat with an aquatic
 
beast, and then it was only the cave crocodiles and lizardmen that
 
occasionally harassed his own community. Steelpoint would not have
 
sent for him over such a triviality.  Hefting his mighty trident,
 
Fish-Dwarf nodded to the gathered onlookers before leaping into the
 
lake.
 
 
The water was clear, and he could see the broad columns well ahead of
 
him down to where they joined the submerged floor of the cavern.
 
Behind any of these formations, the beast could lurk.
 
 
There!  Nestled between three columns was a gigantic bloated form on
 
the lake bottom.  Fish-Dwarf swam closer, almost drifting.  What
 
manner of beast was this?  Great tentacles it had, and a toothy maw
 
which flopped open as it slumbered, surrounded by half-consumed bodies
 
of the dead.
 
 
Fish-Dwarf was almost upon it now, his trident lifted above his head
 
as he sank slowly toward the sleeping fiend.  As he prepared to
 
strike, the lurid thing's lone eye flashed open.
 
  
===(15 May 2008)===
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The flight across the sea had been a wild and dangerous one. The
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missions. Just about the time the far coast had been sighted, the
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bird suffered a massive heart attack. Uren spoke encouraging words to
+
the poor thing and it did its best to crash land on the beach. The
Tentacles lashed out, looping around Fish-Dwarf's torso and pinning
+
dwarves took inventory. All three of them, Uren, Doraj, and Aliza,
his arms to his chest. A force stronger than any he had ever
+
had survived with only minor injuries. They were now trapped on the
experienced crushed his ribs and a stream of bubbles shot from his
+
foreign shore, for the bird had breathed its last.
mouth as the breath was squeezed from his body. Fish-Dwarf
+
 
desperately slashed at the tentacles with his fin blades and as his
+
The seer had given them three days to find a piece of the cosmic egg.
vision faded to black he saw that the water was thick with curling
+
Most of the known egg fragments had already been used in magic spells
purple ribbons of the foul beast's tainted blood. The monster's grip
+
of mass destruction. They had to find the last fragment before an evil
loosened and Fish-Dwarf was able to free his arms. His sight had not
+
wizard like Nadir or Darquan found it. The issue was the prophecy.
returned, but when he stabbed his trident downward, he felt it sink
+
The last piece of the egg from which the world was hatched was
deep into the creature.  The monster's body convulsed and it raced
+
destined to be its undoing. Should one of the dark lords find it, it
into the open water, Fish-Dwarf still clinging to the imbedded weapon.
+
would be weaponized and used to end the world. This was all supposed
+
to happen on the final day of the Plump Helmet Festival. That was in
I cannot let go so long as I cannot see, or I will surely be devoured,
+
three days time.
Fish-Dwarf thought, though the beast continued on into the depths at
 
such speed that the diver could not maintain his bearings, and
 
suddenly in the back of his mind arose a strange sensation...  it was
 
the need for air, such as he had not experienced for many years.  A
 
tingling came to his throat and nose, and his head began to feel numb
 
as he became more desperate for breath, and yet slowly, his vision was
 
returning.
 
 
The beast slowed, its energy spent, and it settled on to the lake
 
bottom, unmoving.  Fish-Dwarf jammed the trident into it a few times;
 
the thing was dead.  Now, the surface!  Fish-Dwarf pulled his weapon
 
from the monster and swam upward, but he stopped immediately. As far
 
as he could see in the now-dark water, a smooth ceiling of limestone
 
greeted him.  The monster had fled into a great crack in the lake
 
bottom, so far and so deep that the light from the gem lamps was no
 
longer visible.  Just the endless water and rock of the submerged
 
tomb of Fish-Dwarf, he thought, as he chose a direction and swam.
 
  
===Fish Dwarf End: (1 July 2008)===
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"So here we are," said Doraj. "The Wild Lands. Did the seer give us
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anywhere to look in this wide country, or is it a mystery as usual?"
  
He had chosen the wrong direction. Either that or the beast had
+
"You should have more respect for your elders," snapped Aliza. "If we
dragged Fish-Dwarf so far into the mountain that the fires of the
+
don't find the egg fragment soon, it is bound to fall into the wrong
underworld were closer than the light of the lamps. His breath was
+
hands."
long since gone -- moving forward was all that could keep him from
 
panicking. After every few kicks, the dwarf would reach up to feel
 
the limestone. If anything, the rock was closing in. No... what's
 
this? His hand curled up around a sharp corner. Fish-Dwarf grabbed
 
it firmly with both hands and pulled, launching himself upward.
 
  
The dwarf fully expected to meet a wall of rock, but instead he glided
+
"I do not fear scum such as Darquan," said Uren the barbarian dwarf.
freely until at long last he broke the surface of the water, gasping
+
"I say we follow the villain to the prize and then cut him down and
for air. As the dwarf calmed down, he realized that he could still
+
take it."
see nothing. He felt walls close by in all directions, as if he had
 
just swum up a shaft, though there was a ledge overhanging the water
 
on to which he could haul himself and rest his weary body. Fish-Dwarf
 
passed in and out of consciousness for a time, perhaps an hour, before
 
he sat up and assessed his situation.  
 
  
He could dive back into the water with his lungs full of air and try
+
"Genius!" snorted Aliza sarcastically.
to find the lamps, now unmolested by great underwater beasts, but he
 
did not relish the idea of leaving the entrance to the shaft behind in
 
total darkness as he explored the crevice below. The only alternative
 
was to feel his way along the walls from this ledge above the grotto.
 
These limestone mountains were laced with natural caverns and after a
 
brief exploration of the surrounding stone he found this hollow was no
 
exception -- there was a mud-slicked passage that ran into the
 
mountain. Without hesitation, Fish-Dwarf struck out into the cavern.
 
  
-- How long since he had started on this dreary journey? Though the mud
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So the adventure began. There were only three dwarves in a land
was often thick, Fish-Dwarf had not trudged through so much as a
+
filled with danger, racing toward cosmic mystery aimed at ending the
puddle these many days. He thirsted for spirits, nay, even water, and
+
world. There was no time to bury the body of the giant bird and news
he longed to swim again. The dwarf had long since abandoned his fins
+
of their spectacular entrance was bound to spread fast. Beyond the
and other equipment as they encumbered him too much on the march.
+
beach was a vast jungle, thick and dark, and beyond were mighty snow
Every so often, he imagined he saw the gem lamps ahead, though it
+
covered peaks on the horizon. Wherever the fragment had ended up, it
could just as easily be the cooking fires of a goblin encampment, or
+
couldn't be somewhere easy to find or the wizards would already have
some darker torture, as the lights of the capital he sought. There
+
found it. Doraj suggested they head for the tallest peak and they
they were, even now... lights! Or light at least, the barest speck
+
drew their swords and began hacking through the underbrush.
in the distance ahead. Fish-Dwarf moved swiftly, no longer plodding,
 
still careful of the stalactites but driving forward rapidly all the
 
same. The speck became an opening, and he could see the mud of the
 
passage floor illuminated in the distance, with stone walls further
 
beyond. Only a few more steps...  
 
  
The cavern opened out upon a rocky river valley in a canyon sheer to
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the greatest heights yet welcoming the noon-day sun. The entrance
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where Fish-Dwarf stood was at the bottom of the cliffs a short walk
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down pebble-laden slopes to the stream below. Instantly, Fish-Dwarf
 
could tell that these were no ordinary waters. They were the color of
 
honey, yet the current flowed rapidly. And the aroma! The
 
intoxicating aroma! There was no question in his mind. Whether it
 
fell from the throne of some inebriated sky god and vanished into the
 
underworld to besot the armies of hell made no difference, for here,
 
in this world, in this very mountain range, ran the slightest stretch
 
of the Whiskey River. His mind unencumbered by thoughts of duty or
 
home, Fish-Dwarf made his way down to the riverside to drink his fill.
 
  
===Hunger Begin (11 June 2008)===
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The dwarves returned from the mission with half their numbers. The goblin resistance had proved stronger than anticipated and the dwarven leadership was lacking to say the least. The entire operation had been concocted by the odious Prince Mucer, widely known to be a lascivious and incompetent ruler. Upon their return Mucer was nowhere to be found. He had been drinking the night before and no amount of prodding could roust him.
<pre>,..,.++U+,.+,.+U~U||</pre>
 
  
Suffering blighted the land with cruel hunger.  Wagons brought foul
+
“My prince!” said lieutenant Orson“The scouts have returned.
fungus from the dwarven mountains.  It was barely enough to sustain
 
those base enough to eat such filth.  The rest died.  Paldadar rested
 
against the hilt of his great sword.  He looked over his shoulder at
 
the dark stone castle.  Turning his back on mud brick huts, the knight
 
passed by the scraggly bearded guards and entered the keep.
 
 
From a high window, bright, mocking sunlight shone across the dark
 
wooden throne and the troubled king that sat upon it.  The old man
 
reached for his cup, and after taking a sip, spat the vile dwarven
 
brew unto the stone floor.  A herald in a mud-smattered tunic rushed
 
to wipe up the spill, but seeing the knight, rose to confront him.
 
 
"You were not summoned, Sir Paldadar," spit the herald.  "Go ask the
 
peasants instead of begging the king for scraps from the royal table."
 
 
"Silence, Rodger," said the king.
 
 
The herald jumped away like a whipped dogThe king motioned the
 
knight to come forward.
 
 
"The gods have abandoned this place," said the king.  "Only through
 
their glory will the days of bounty return.  It is for this reason you
 
must smite the heathen Farthlings where they dwell across the river.
 
When their land is in ruin, the gods at last will favor us."
 
 
The knight ground his teeth.  This was obviously High Priest Igland's
 
doing.  But perhaps there was wisdom in punishing the arrogant
 
Farthlings for their many insults.  Death by the sword was much
 
preferable to slow certain death by starvation.
 
  
===(17 June 2008)===
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“Speak again and I'll have you executed,” murmured Mucer.
<pre>==?T?====,.UH,.U</pre>
 
  
As Paldadar walked away from the keep, peasants averted their hungry
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“Sire,” said Orson, “we now know the nature of the opposing forceYou must give us direction!”
faces.  He was still a knight, even if he represented the most
 
wretched of kingdoms.  A frail sissy approached from behind, leading
 
two horses.  Paldadar swung around, drawing his sword.  There stood
 
Rodger, wearing the snottiest of faces, his nose in the air.
 
 
"By the will of the king," he hissed, "I am to be your squire."
 
 
Paldadar prayed to the gods for mercy.  Would that a Farthling's bolt
 
find his heart soon that he be saved from further tortures.  Together
 
the pair made their way to the Temple of Love, where High Priest
 
Igland waited to bless their holy crusade.
 
 
The temple was built on a tall hill, a ring of marble columns
 
surrounding an enormous stone stele, pricking the sky with its
 
majesty.  All around the temple, peasants scrambled to snatch at the
 
scraps donated by the monks that poured rotten food down the hillAs
 
Paldadar entered the temple, he was surrounded by fat priests and
 
priestesses that danced around him in a grotesque, undulating display.
 
  
The knight refused a cup of offered wine, which Rodger snatched up
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and drank freely.
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At the center of the temple, High Priest Igland stood, wearing nothing
+
 
save a red loincloth.
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"I hereby claim this feast hall in the name of the Tombs of Wailing!"
+
shouted the stranger.
"When you wake in the morning," said Igland, "consider Love."
 
 
"Many happy couplings," said Paldadar as was the prescribed response.
 
 
"You must put an end to the Farthling menace," said the priest,
 
growing angry.  "If their God of Suicide spreads his faith to our
 
kingdom, none of our desperate peasants will survive.  You must strike
 
the heart of their kingdom and burn their temple to the ground."
 
 
Paldadar made the gesture of obedience and departed, pulling Rodger
 
away from the cavorting priests.
 
 
The kingdom of the Farthlings was separated from the kingdom of Love
 
by the River of Sorrow, whose wide fast-moving waters could only be
 
crossed in one place.  This was the Bridge of Destiny.  As the riders
 
approached, Rodger twitched with fear and apprehension, for it was
 
said the bridge was guarded by an evil water troll.  At the bridge,
 
Paldadar held up his gauntleted hand.  The horses stopped, and the
 
knight dismounted.  Paldadar drew his sword and walked out onto the
 
wooden planks.
 
  
===(3 July 2008)===
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The Hearthpeople loyal to Lord Ambercan drew their weapons, but when
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they saw the multitude of warriors the stranger had brought with her,
+
the loyal troops withdrew and fled from the hall. The invaders
Green flames shot up from beneath the bridge.  Horrid laughter pealed
+
cheered while their victorious leader sat upon the throne. With no
across the blighted landscape.  The knight turned to see Rodger making
+
one to challenge them, the elite strike force, the Tombs of Wailing,
tracks back to the temple with the speed of a spooked hare.  Slowly
+
lay claim to the fortress town of Otla.
Paldadar looked over his shoulder to see the enormous bloated troll,
 
dripping with slime and black pus.
 
 
"You seek to pass into the land of suicide bearing the message of
 
love," said the troll.  "What will you tell them, knight?  Is slow
 
certain death by starvation superior than the final empowering
 
choice?"
 
 
"Where there is life, there is hope," said Paldadar.  "Love will
 
overcome all obstacles!"
 
 
"Spoken like a true student of Igland," said the troll, assuming a martial pose.
 
 
As Paldadar cut the monster down, his mind was wracked with doubt.
 
Was the nation of love superior?  He hailed from a place where young
 
people sold themselves for scraps of bread and yet he sought to bring
 
hope to a strange country.  He found Rodger hiding in a nearby bush
 
and hauled him, protesting, across the bridge.
 
 
The land of the Farthlings was lush and green compared to the land of
 
love.  Cherry blossoms rained down on the two riders as they wound
 
their way through the hills. Even in these pleasant surroundings, the
 
demented nature of the Farthlings soon became evident.  Bodies dotted
 
the road here and there, swords plunged into their own guts.  Corpses
 
hung in the trees from hastily-tied nooses, over eager to take their
 
own lives.  As the riders passed, skeletal bodies lifted themselves
 
from the grass to watch them saunter on.
 
 
"Make babies, make babies, make babies," babbled Rodger, madly
 
reciting the Charm of Making.
 
 
At last they reached the capital of the Farthlings.  The wind blew red
 
rose petals through the cold, dead streets.  Even the cheerful sun
 
seemed dim in the vast tomb of a city.  Rodger stared straight ahead
 
as they made their way to the keep, careful not to look into the dark
 
doorway, behind which ominous rustlings could be heard.
 
 
The flag of Farthlingland flew above the ramparts of the citadel. At
 
the base of the wall lay the piles of bones of those who had
 
hopelessly thrown themselves over the side.  A wide moat circled the
 
castle.  As the two riders approached, a draw bridge was lowered over
 
the water.  Paldadar thought he could see a crowned figure on the wall
 
beckoning them inside.  As they crossed the bridge, Rodger made the
 
mistake of looking down into the water.  The currents were filled with
 
the souls of those who drowned themselves in desperate sorrow.  Eyes
 
shut tight, Rodger hugged the neck of his horse, and followed Paldadar
 
into the gate.
 
  
==[[User:mr_seeker|mr_seeker]]==
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Away, slaying dragons, King Urlen heard news of the uprising days
===(29 January 2016)===
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later. One of the defeated Hearthmen approached the king in his war
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tent. Upon hearing of the warrior's failure, Urlen drew his sword and
 +
struck off the coward's head. Urlen wasn't known to be reasonable
 +
when confronted with upsetting news.
  
“They say that the dragon slayer roams the halls of the castle still,” said the old man.
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"Ready my chariot," commanded Urlen. "We will see how tough the Tombs
 +
of Wailing really are!"
  
“You are a liar,” said Prince Mucer. “There are no such things as ghosts, and dragons aren't real.
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==[[User:Onodera|onodera]]==
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===(01 November 2008)===
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<pre>"",",.@,.T,"""</pre>
  
“Maybe today there are none still alive,said the old man, “but before the Age of Heroes, the skies were filled with them and no one was safe.
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"Don't let the sun set on you in the Dark Wood," said the dwarf
 +
crones. "Ole Brick-a-Branch will get you." Nonsense, thought young
 +
Davik as he rode his mule along the twisting green deer path. The
 +
darkness came quickly as the sun slipped behind the trees. As he set
 +
about making a fire, Davik pondered the dark tales of Brick-a-branch
 +
and his mischief.
  
“You bore me, ancient one,” said the prince.  “Maybe my father should have you executed.
+
Not even the elves dared enter the Wood at night. Something older
 +
than time haunted these cursed trees, but this valley was the quickest
 +
way to Port City, saving at least a month of travel. As the night
 +
grew darker and colder, Davik fumbled in his pack to retrieve the
 +
charms and idols he had nearly refused as the journey began.
  
Later that night, while Prince Mucer was pulling the wings off a fly, a knock came at his door. He bellowed at the intruder to leave.  The knocking came again, louder this time.  Mucer heaved a sigh and walked over to the door.  It swung open, but no one was there.  The prince had had just about enough of the old man's games. It was time he found a new way to entertain himself.  The prince buckled on his sword belt and left the room.
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A great shape emerged from the darkness. It was a gnarled troll, as
 +
old as the hills. It picked up Davik by the ankle.
  
===(28 February 2016)===
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"Not much meat here," it said.
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The dwarf fortress was as quiet as a tomb that night.  Prince Mucer couldn't help but fear, but his anger was greater.  How dare that old man frighten me with ghost stories, thought the prince.  He would give the old man something to be frightened about.  Prince Mucer fingered the hilt of his blade.  The old man didn't have too much longer to live anyway. Who would miss him?
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"Please, Ole Brick-a-Branch, don't eat me," said Davik.
  
“Say goodnight, old man!” shouted Mucer as he kicked in the laboratory door.
+
Having said his name, the troll was force to lay the dwarf down.
  
There was something standing next to the old man, facing away from the door.  It was tall and translucent green.  The apparition seemed to float in the air, trailing bloody stumps for legs.  Mucer cried out with fright and dropped his sword.  The creature turned to face him.  Its face was almost entirely burned off.
+
"I will not eat you," said the monster, "If you can answer me these
 +
riddles three."
  
“What's wrong, my prince?” asked the old man, having run to where Mucer had fainted.
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==[[User:Peristarkawan|Peristarkawan]]==
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===(16 May 2007)===
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<pre>=@()++@</pre>
  
===(29 March 2016)===
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Doran stirred the bubbling pot of syrup. It was ready! "Pour, pour, pour!" the dwarf sang. Into the molds the syrup flowed. "Another batch," the dwarf said, satisfied.
<pre>+++U++U|</pre>
 
  
“The dragon slayer is real!” exclaimed Prince Mucer.
+
Just then, he noticed somebody standing in the doorway. "Ah, Glornol. What brings you to the kitchens this early? Come to try a sticky treat? I have some Anvil Drops cooling now. Just a moment."
  
“Of course,” said the old man. “I told you as much.”
+
Doran turned to the tray on the table when he was startled by Glornol's shouting. "What is the meaning of this? Isn't there a war on?"
  
“I have seen him,” said Mucer. “He was standing right there.”
+
"Even soldiers need sticky treats, Glornol!" Doran picked up two chocolate goblins and began to speak in a high-pitched throaty voice.
  
The old man looked to the empty space where the prince was pointing.  This was serious.  The king had to be informed immediately.  Only then could the decision be made on how to proceed.  Every time the dragon slayer had showed himself before there had been a calamity.  The old man called for the guards to take Mucer back to his chambers.
+
"Ooo, it's Glornol!" the first chocolate goblin said.
  
“The dragon slayer has revealed himself to young Mucer,” said old man Garva.
+
"Glornol's scared of the mean, mean goblins!" the second chocolate goblin observed.
  
“That is unfortunate,” said the king.  “He must be escorted out of the kingdom at once.  Whether he is my son makes no difference.  The soul of the kingdom is at stake.
+
"Let's eat the dwarf! Yummies for tummies!" the first chocolate goblin offered.
  
===(29 April 2016)===
+
"The dwarf might eat me instead! Oh no!" the second chocolate goblin replied. Doran held the goblin out to Glornol.
<pre>(.,MU.,M@.,)U++U</pre>
 
  
“Come hither my liege,” said old man Garva. “Gaze into the crystal ball.
+
Glornol was not amused, but he snatched the candy from Doran's hand. "Hrmph," he grunted, and biting the goblin's head off, he walked out of the kitchen.
  
“Is the prince safe?” asked the king.
+
==[[User:Qwip|Qwip]]==
 +
===(05 December 2006)===
  
“Mucer will never truly be safe again,” said Garva, “so it is written.
+
<pre>...@T@..###S#</pre>
  
“There is more to life than the pages of a book,” objected the king.
+
Taking a break from their duty, the two guards sat at a table with a scenic view of the chasm.
 +
They did not notice as they drained their mugs that they were being watched from the shadows
 +
by clusters of pale eyes. A table by the chasm?!
 +
--[[User:Qwip|Qwip]] 05 December 2006
  
Rather that respond to ignorance, Garva just gestured to the magic globe.  It was connected to a mechanism at the top and bottom.  Garva put his hand on the crystal and gave it a spin.  Lightning arched over the surface of the globe revealing a woodland scene.  There was Prince Mucer, riding his black mule.  With him was Kogan the woods-dwarf, the only one willing to bear the prince's company in this time of exile.
+
===(09 February 2007)===
  
“How much longer until we reach Assura?” whined Mucer. “My backside is sore from riding.
+
<pre>.@......####
 +
...T@@~S####
 +
.......#####
 +
</pre>
 +
Dolan was chatting with Aliz about the health benefits of dwarven beer when Aliz disappeared.
 +
Dolan sprang to his feet and saw that Aliz was being dragged toward the chasm, a thick rope of
 +
translucent silk wrapped around his left ankle. At the lip of the chasm, a bloated form slowly
 +
reeled the line in with her spindly legs.
 +
Dolan knew immediately -- it was the Wolf-Mother of Darkness.
 +
He grabbed his axe and ran toward Aliz, who was now only a few more pulls from the beast.
  
“Keep your eyes open, my prince,” said Kogan, “and remember, in the world under Apexus's vault of sky, there are consequences for your actions.
+
As he was hauling ore to the magma smelter, the peasant Kogarak saw the situation, screamed,
 +
dropping his load, and ran toward the barracks. As he heard the sound of an axe ring against
 +
stone behind him, he wondered if he would make it in time.
 +
:&mdash; [[User:Qwip|Qwip]] 08:40, 9 February 2007 (EST)
  
==MustachioNut==
+
===(18 April 2007)===
===(21 January 2015)===
+
<pre>@@@...@.####
<pre>~~~~,.%,.@@@""""""</pre>
+
@..T..@S####
 +
.......#####
 +
</pre>
 +
The axe had scored the stone floor where it had severed the silk line. The Wolf-Mother chittered
 +
angrily and pounced at Dolan, moving with surprising quickness. Dolan was knocked to the ground,
 +
the enormous body of the foul creature pressing him into the stone. His axe clanged some distance
 +
away. The blunt knobs at the end of the Wolf-Mother's forelegs dug into Dolan's ribs as her
 +
dripping mandibles drew closer to his face. He grabbed her head with both hands, trying
 +
desperately to keep her at bay. A foul-smelling spittle dripped on to his cheek.
  
The flight across the sea had been a wild and dangerous one. The
+
Aliz, still dazed from his initial fall, slowly made his way to his feet. Seeing Dolan's desperate
giant nuthatch the dwarves were riding wasn't built for long distance
+
struggle, he drew his sword and hacked at one of the Wolf-Mother's legs. The bumpy skin was
missions.  Just about the time the far coast had been sighted, the
+
incredibly tough, but the steel blade left the appendage hanging by tatters. The Wolf-Mother
bird suffered a massive heart attack. Uren spoke encouraging words to
+
belched a grating rasp and rolled away from Aliz and faced the dwarves. Dolan crawled toward his
the poor thing and it did its best to crash land on the beach. The
+
axe, but the nauseating venom drenching his face and beard had left him almost powerless. The
dwarves took inventory. All three of them, Uren, Doraj, and Aliza,
+
Wolf-Mother hesitated, her wound oozing white ichor as Aliz stood his ground.
had survived with only minor injuries. They were now trapped on the
 
foreign shore, for the bird had breathed its last.
 
  
The seer had given them three days to find a piece of the cosmic egg.
+
There were several sharp cracking noises, and the Wolf-Mother crumpled, several iron bolts
Most of the known egg fragments had already been used in magic spells
+
protruding from her many eyes. In the distance stood Bomtek and the other marksdwarves,  
of mass destruction. They had to find the last fragment before an evil
+
accompanied by Kogarak. Aliz rushed to Dolan. The dwarf was breathing heavily.
wizard like Nadir or Darquan found it. The issue was the prophecy.
 
The last piece of the egg from which the world was hatched was
 
destined to be its undoing.  Should one of the dark lords find it, it
 
would be weaponized and used to end the world. This was all supposed
 
to happen on the final day of the Plump Helmet Festival. That was in
 
three days time.
 
  
"So here we are," said Doraj.  "The Wild Lands. Did the seer give us
+
"My body feels like gravel. I need a drink," Dolan said.
anywhere to look in this wide country, or is it a mystery as usual?"
 
  
"You should have more respect for your elders," snapped Aliza. "If we
+
"The Wolf-Mother is dead. Brace up. I'll bring you your mug." Aliz fetched Dolan's mug from
don't find the egg fragment soon, it is bound to fall into the wrong
+
the table and brought it to the dwarf where he lay on the stone floor. The mug was almost empty.
hands."
 
  
"I do not fear scum such as Darquan," said Uren the barbarian dwarf.
+
"The brood," Dolan whispered. "The night brood will come."
"I say we follow the villain to the prize and then cut him down and
+
:&mdash; [[User:Qwip|Qwip]] 12:28, 14 May 2007 (EDT)
take it."
 
  
"Genius!" snorted Aliza sarcastically.
+
==[[User:Rav|Rav]]==
 +
===(12 April 2011)===
 +
,.gB,.,.P@.,
  
So the adventure began. There were only three dwarves in a land
+
A hundred thousand eyes looked down onto the contest. The whole of
filled with danger, racing toward cosmic mystery aimed at ending the
+
the world’s armies in one place, at one time, to see who would be
world.  There was no time to bury the body of the giant bird and news
+
victorious. Two riders, a dwarf and a goblin, would joust to end the
of their spectacular entrance was bound to spread fast. Beyond the
+
war, an end to an eternity of bloodshed and suffering. The entire
beach was a vast jungle, thick and dark, and beyond were mighty snow
+
planet was watching.
covered peaks on the horizon.  Wherever the fragment had ended up, it
 
couldn't be somewhere easy to find or the wizards would already have
 
found it. Doraj suggested they head for the tallest peak and they
 
drew their swords and began hacking through the underbrush.
 
  
==[[User:Onebadterran|Onebadterran]]==
+
Aliz didn’t think much of his opponent. More of a threat than the
===(14 July 2014)===
+
puny rider were the dirty tricks the evil doers had concocted. The
<pre>U/U/U/U/+++++\U+\U\U\U\U\U\U\U\U\U</pre>
+
goblin’s beak-dog thrashed and gnawed at the sides of the track. Aliz
 +
looked to his own pony. It had served him in many battles. With the
 +
grace of the Lordaxe, this would be the last one. Aliz looked the
 +
goblin dead in the eye and spit.
  
"I hereby claim this feast hall in the name of the Tombs of Wailing!"
+
The flags dropped and the knights spurred their steeds into action.
shouted the stranger.
+
Aliz aimed his lance at the goblin’s shield when he noticed that the
 +
goblin had thrown down his pole and now wielded a metal chain. As the
 +
riders passed the goblin tangled Aliz’s lance and nearly pulled him
 +
off his horse. Fuming, Aliz called for another lance. He wont fool
 +
me twice, thought the champion.
  
The Hearthpeople loyal to Lord Ambercan drew their weapons, but when
+
===(21 July 2014)===
they saw the multitude of warriors the stranger had brought with her,
 
the loyal troops withdrew and fled from the hall.  The invaders
 
cheered while their victorious leader sat upon the throne.  With no
 
one to challenge them, the elite strike force, the Tombs of Wailing,
 
lay claim to the fortress town of Otla.
 
  
Away, slaying dragons, King Urlen heard news of the uprising days
+
(The beginning of a new story)
later.  One of the defeated Hearthmen approached the king in his war
 
tent.  Upon hearing of the warrior's failure, Urlen drew his sword and
 
struck off the coward's head.  Urlen wasn't known to be reasonable
 
when confronted with upsetting news.
 
  
"Ready my chariot," commanded Urlen. "We will see how tough the Tombs
+
  ++g+C+++
of Wailing really are!"
 
  
==[[User:Onodera|onodera]]==
+
"What took you so long?" asked Catra.
===(01 November 2008)===
 
<pre>"",",.@,.T,"""</pre>
 
  
"Don't let the sun set on you in the Dark Wood," said the dwarf
+
"The gate guard was tougher than he looked," said the goblin snatcher.
crones.  "Ole Brick-a-Branch will get you." Nonsense, thought young
+
"Not all of us can spring over walls like circus performers."
Davik as he rode his mule along the twisting green deer path.  The
 
darkness came quickly as the sun slipped behind the trees.  As he set
 
about making a fire, Davik pondered the dark tales of Brick-a-branch
 
and his mischief.
 
  
Not even the elves dared enter the Wood at night. Something older
+
The pair of villains had infiltrated the dwarf fortress on a secret
than time haunted these cursed trees, but this valley was the quickest
+
mission straight from the order of Tremoda himself. They were to
way to Port City, saving at least a month of travel. As the night
+
kidnap the queen's daughter and take the young woman to the depths of
grew darker and colder, Davik fumbled in his pack to retrieve the
+
the Garum to await her fate. Catra was an animal person, half cougar,
charms and idols he had nearly refused as the journey began.
+
half woman. She was a mercenary who only worked for gold. It was her
 +
job to escort the snatcher in case there was trouble.
  
A great shape emerged from the darkness.  It was a gnarled troll, as
+
"Which way to the royal chambers?" asked Catra.
old as the hills.  It picked up Davik by the ankle.
 
  
"Not much meat here," it said.
+
"Just follow the scent of plump helmet roasts," said the snatcher.
 +
"The princess's room is directly above the kitchen."
  
"Please, Ole Brick-a-Branch, don't eat me," said Davik.
+
Rushing between the shadows, the evil intruders made their way to the
 +
royal suites. The princess was not there. Catra just about had a fit
 +
whilst the snatcher went over the calculations in his mind. She was
 +
supposed to be there!
  
Having said his name, the troll was force to lay the dwarf down.
+
"The queen consort grounded the princess for a week," protested the
 +
snatcher. "She should be here!"
  
"I will not eat you," said the monster, "If you can answer me these
+
"Think," said Catra. "If you were the princess, where would you sneak off to?"
riddles three."
 
  
==[[User:Peristarkawan|Peristarkawan]]==
+
"The guard barracks," said the goblin finally. "She goes there to
===(16 May 2007)===
+
practice with the sword and axe."
<pre>=@()++@</pre>
 
  
Doran stirred the bubbling pot of syrup.  It was ready!  "Pour, pour, pour!" the dwarf sang. Into the molds the syrup flowed.  "Another batch," the dwarf said, satisfied.
+
"Great," said Catra, "then we must steal her from under the noses of a
 +
dozen castle guards."
  
Just then, he noticed somebody standing in the doorway. "Ah, Glornol.  What brings you to the kitchens this early?  Come to try a sticky treat?  I have some Anvil Drops cooling now.  Just a moment."
+
"We will succeed or die," said the goblin. "Praise Tremoda!"
  
Doran turned to the tray on the table when he was startled by Glornol's shouting.  "What is the meaning of this?  Isn't there a war on?"
+
===(31 August 2014)===
  
"Even soldiers need sticky treats, Glornol!" Doran picked up two chocolate goblins and began to speak in a high-pitched throaty voice.
+
?e?"""".,"",.,"""@.C,"""""""
  
"Ooo, it's Glornol!" the first chocolate goblin said.
+
"I can't carry both of you!" exclaimed Catra.
  
"Glornol's scared of the mean, mean goblins!" the second chocolate goblin observed.
+
It was a new moon that night and the fields were bathed in dim
 +
starlight. Catra could hear the dogs barking in the distance. The
 +
goblin snatcher had taken a crossbow bolt in the back coming over the
 +
wall. Catra had to carry the princess on her shoulder, bound with
 +
ropes. They had just cleared the nearby hills when the goblin
 +
collapsed.
  
"Let's eat the dwarf!  Yummies for tummies!" the first chocolate goblin offered.
+
"Take the girl to Tremoda," said the goblin, coughing up blood. "I'm done for."
  
"The dwarf might eat me instead!  Oh no!" the second chocolate goblin replied. Doran held the goblin out to Glornol.
+
The bolt had slipped between the goblin's ribs, a hair from his heart.
 +
It seemed to Catra that the mission had failed. She had never been to
 +
the evil empire of the Worm. She preferred the savage lands as did the
 +
rest of her people. The goblin had paid her in gold coins, promising
 +
double when they reached the border. It was clear that the goblin
 +
wouldn't make it.
  
Glornol was not amused, but he snatched the candy from Doran's hand. "Hrmph," he grunted, and biting the goblin's head off, he walked out of the kitchen.
+
"They will pay you the bounty of a true snatcher," wheezed the goblin.
 +
"Kidnapping the princess will make you a legend!"
 +
 
 +
The two villains looked over at the princess. By now the princess had
 +
stopped struggling. She rested against a tree stump, bound and
 +
gagged. The princess was renowned to be a great fighter. That was
 +
why the goblin had brought the cougar woman in the first place. It
 +
had not been easy to subdue her.
  
==[[User:Qwip|Qwip]]==
+
"Tremoda will reward you," said the goblin, his voice trailing off.
===(05 December 2006)===
+
"You must go."
  
<pre>...@T@..###S#</pre>
+
The cougar woman stepped to the princess and threw her over her
 +
shoulder once more. She took one look back at the snatcher, now dead,
 +
having taken his last tortured breath. Seeking to throw off the scent
 +
of the hounds, Catra bounded off toward the Forbidden Forest.
  
Taking a break from their duty, the two guards sat at a table with a scenic view of the chasm.
+
The elves had no love for Tremoda, but they liked the dwarves even
They did not notice as they drained their mugs that they were being watched from the shadows
+
less. There had been war between the two kingdoms for seven of the
by clusters of pale eyes. A table by the chasm?!
+
last ten years. Catra though briefly of leaving the princess with the
--[[User:Qwip|Qwip]] 05 December 2006
+
elves. No, they would likely just kill her and deprive Catra of her
 +
just reward. Catra removed the cloth from the princess's mouth.
  
===(09 February 2007)===
+
"We are in the forest of the elves," said Catra. "You must be quiet
 +
and follow me. If the elves catch us here, they will kill us both."
  
<pre>.@......####
+
"You still mean to sell me to Tremoda," said the princess.
...T@@~S####
 
.......#####
 
</pre>
 
Dolan was chatting with Aliz about the health benefits of dwarven beer when Aliz disappeared. 
 
Dolan sprang to his feet and saw that Aliz was being dragged toward the chasm, a thick rope of
 
translucent silk wrapped around his left ankle.  At the lip of the chasm, a bloated form slowly
 
reeled the line in with her spindly legs. 
 
Dolan knew immediately -- it was the Wolf-Mother of Darkness. 
 
He grabbed his axe and ran toward Aliz, who was now only a few more pulls from the beast.
 
  
As he was hauling ore to the magma smelter, the peasant Kogarak saw the situation, screamed,
+
"You will become an asset to the evil one," said Catra. "To the elves
dropping his load, and ran toward the barracks. As he heard the sound of an axe ring against
+
you will only be a quick lunch."
stone behind him, he wondered if he would make it in time.
 
:&mdash; [[User:Qwip|Qwip]] 08:40, 9 February 2007 (EST)
 
  
===(18 April 2007)===
+
===(6 October 2014)===
<pre>@@@...@.####
 
@..T..@S####
 
.......#####
 
</pre>
 
The axe had scored the stone floor where it had severed the silk line.  The Wolf-Mother chittered
 
angrily and pounced at Dolan, moving with surprising quickness.  Dolan was knocked to the ground,
 
the enormous body of the foul creature pressing him into the stone.  His axe clanged some distance
 
away.  The blunt knobs at the end of the Wolf-Mother's forelegs dug into Dolan's ribs as her
 
dripping mandibles drew closer to his face.  He grabbed her head with both hands, trying
 
desperately to keep her at bay.  A foul-smelling spittle dripped on to his cheek.
 
  
Aliz, still dazed from his initial fall, slowly made his way to his feet. Seeing Dolan's desperate
+
e.,-.,-."",.C,.".,@
struggle, he drew his sword and hacked at one of the Wolf-Mother's legs. The bumpy skin was
 
incredibly tough, but the steel blade left the appendage hanging by tatters.  The Wolf-Mother
 
belched a grating rasp and rolled away from Aliz and faced the dwarves. Dolan crawled toward his
 
axe, but the nauseating venom drenching his face and beard had left him almost powerless. The
 
Wolf-Mother hesitated, her wound oozing white ichor as Aliz stood his ground.
 
  
There were several sharp cracking noises, and the Wolf-Mother crumpled, several iron bolts
+
“Tremoda knows of your talents,” said Catra. “He needs strong leaders
protruding from her many eyes. In the distance stood Bomtek and the other marksdwarves,
+
to lead the weak-willed goblins.
accompanied by Kogarak.  Aliz rushed to Dolan.  The dwarf was breathing heavily.
 
  
"My body feels like gravel.  I need a drink," Dolan said.
+
“Have you ever been to the Garum?” asked princess Aliza. “Do you know
 +
what kind of monster you are working for?”
  
"The Wolf-Mother is dead. Brace up. I'll bring you your mug."  Aliz fetched Dolan's mug from
+
The two women spoke softly as they passed under the trees of the
the table and brought it to the dwarf where he lay on the stone floor.  The mug was almost empty.
+
Forbidden Forest. It was true, Catra had never been to the realm of
 +
the Great Worm. The dwarven princess told her all about it. It was
 +
rumored that Tremoda lived in the center of a swamp where the dead
 +
walked and carried on as if they were alive. If so, it seemed that
 +
they weren't much worse off with the elves.
  
"The brood," Dolan whispered. "The night brood will come."
+
“Look,” said Catra. “This is the way it is. I have been charged to
:&mdash; [[User:Qwip|Qwip]] 12:28, 14 May 2007 (EDT)
+
bring you to the Worm and that's what I'm going to do. Whether you
 +
get there in one piece is up to you.”
  
==[[User:Rav|Rav]]==
+
The cougar woman hissed as the arrow struck her in the shoulder.
===(12 April 2011)===
+
Aliza was off and running in the blink of an eye. Catra cursed and
,.gB,.,.P@.,
+
ran after her. Another arrow slammed into the tree where Catra's head
 +
had been a moment before. The dwarf princess's hands were bound by
 +
rope and her legs were short. Catra figured she would reach Aliza
 +
before the elves did.
  
A hundred thousand eyes looked down onto the contest. The whole of
+
“You are going the wrong way,” said Catra. “This way leads deeper
the world’s armies in one place, at one time, to see who would be
+
into the forest. The surest way out is through the Garum.
victorious. Two riders, a dwarf and a goblin, would joust to end the
 
war, an end to an eternity of bloodshed and suffering.  The entire
 
planet was watching.
 
  
Aliz didn’t think much of his opponent.  More of a threat than the
+
“Why should I believe you,” asked Aliza, “a mercenary sworn to sell me out?”
puny rider were the dirty tricks the evil doers had concocted.  The
 
goblin’s beak-dog thrashed and gnawed at the sides of the track.  Aliz
 
looked to his own pony.  It had served him in many battles.  With the
 
grace of the Lordaxe, this would be the last one.  Aliz looked the
 
goblin dead in the eye and spit.
 
  
The flags dropped and the knights spurred their steeds into action.
+
Catra caught up with Aliza where she had collapsed in a clearing deep
Aliz aimed his lance at the goblin’s shield when he noticed that the
+
in the woods. Aliza had just about given up. She had not done much
goblin had thrown down his pole and now wielded a metal chain. As the
+
traveling above ground and the dangerous terrain was bright and
riders passed the goblin tangled Aliz’s lance and nearly pulled him
+
confusing. She knew the elves' arrow could just as well have been
off his horse. Fuming, Aliz called for another lance.  He wont fool
+
meant for her.
me twice, thought the champion.
 
  
===(21 July 2014)===
+
“I will meet your Tremoda,” said Aliza, “and spit in his eye.”
  
(The beginning of a new story)
+
“That's the spirit,” said Catra. “Now let's get moving before the
 +
cowardly elf brings his friends.”
  
++g+C+++
+
===(5 November 2014)===
  
"What took you so long?" asked Catra.
+
@o.,.,C,.g|++++?&?
  
"The gate guard was tougher than he looked," said the goblin snatcher.
+
“I can't believe it,said Aliza. “Is it always like this?”
"Not all of us can spring over walls like circus performers."
 
  
The pair of villains had infiltrated the dwarf fortress on a secret
+
“It gets easier,” said Catra. “You may even long for it in the end.
mission straight from the order of Tremoda himself.  They were to
 
kidnap the queen's daughter and take the young woman to the depths of
 
the Garum to await her fate.  Catra was an animal person, half cougar,
 
half woman. She was a mercenary who only worked for gold.  It was her
 
job to escort the snatcher in case there was trouble.
 
  
"Which way to the royal chambers?" asked Catra.
+
At Aliza's feet was the corpse of an elven scalp hunter. The dwarf
 +
princess had strangled him with the very rope that still bound her
 +
hands. The cougar woman approached the dwarf and cut her bonds with a
 +
flick of her knife. Even had she chose to leave now, the dwarf
 +
couldn't navigate the forest by herself, not before another elf found
 +
them at any rate.
  
"Just follow the scent of plump helmet roasts," said the snatcher.
+
“Tremoda will accept your kill,said Catra. “You are already on the
"The princess's room is directly above the kitchen."
+
dark path of power.
  
Rushing between the shadows, the evil intruders made their way to the
+
“True power is a matter of perception,” said Aliza, “or so my father taught me.
royal suites.  The princess was not there.  Catra just about had a fit
 
whilst the snatcher went over the calculations in his mind. She was
 
supposed to be there!
 
  
"The queen consort grounded the princess for a week," protested the
+
“Tremoda is your father now,” said Catra.
snatcher. "She should be here!"
 
  
"Think," said Catra. "If you were the princess, where would you sneak off to?"
+
The great forest became a swamp before it opened up onto the vast
 +
marsh hell-scape of the Garum. Catra lead Aliza around the many
 +
goblin camps and outposts, for she didn't trust the evil creatures not
 +
to kill her and claim the prize for themselves. It wasn't long before
 +
Aliza's legs were covered by blood sucking leeches. Catra stopped for
 +
a while to help her pluck them off.
  
"The guard barracks," said the goblin finally.  "She goes there to
+
“Is this why they call Tremoda 'the Worm?'” asked Aliza as she picked
practice with the sword and axe."
+
at the foul creatures.
  
"Great," said Catra, "then we must steal her from under the noses of a
+
“No,said Catra. “Tremoda is the Worm Within. Once he is inside
dozen castle guards."
+
your mind you are never the same.
  
"We will succeed or die," said the goblin. "Praise Tremoda!"
+
“Have you seen the evil one?” asked Aliza.
  
===(31 August 2014)===
+
“I made my deal with the goblin snatcher, now dead,” said Catra.
  
?e?"""".,"",.,"""@.C,"""""""
+
At last the dark tower appeared on the horizon. It was built from
 +
black obsidian stones that constantly sank into the marshy ground.
 +
The whole structure seemed to be leaning slightly to the left and
 +
generally unstable. Catra told Aliza to wait behind a large boulder
 +
and went to see the gate guard.
  
"I can't carry both of you!" exclaimed Catra.
+
“I made a deal with Sasma,” said Catra to the goblin at the gate,
 +
“forty golden skulls to bring the dwarven princess to the Worm.
  
It was a new moon that night and the fields were bathed in dim
+
“And where is that shifty back-stabber?” asked the goblin.
starlight.  Catra could hear the dogs barking in the distance.  The
 
goblin snatcher had taken a crossbow bolt in the back coming over the
 
wall.  Catra had to carry the princess on her shoulder, bound with
 
ropes.  They had just cleared the nearby hills when the goblin
 
collapsed.
 
  
"Take the girl to Tremoda," said the goblin, coughing up blood. "I'm done for."
+
“The dwarves shot him,said Catra. “That is no concern of yours. I
 +
have the princess. I demand to see Tremoda.
  
The bolt had slipped between the goblin's ribs, a hair from his heart.
+
===(18 November 2014)===
It seemed to Catra that the mission had failed.  She had never been to
 
the evil empire of the Worm. She preferred the savage lands as did the
 
rest of her people.  The goblin had paid her in gold coins, promising
 
double when they reached the border.  It was clear that the goblin
 
wouldn't make it.
 
  
"They will pay you the bounty of a true snatcher," wheezed the goblin.
+
C+@++++@|
"Kidnapping the princess will make you a legend!"
 
  
The two villains looked over at the princess.  By now the princess had
+
“Come out into the open, girl,” commanded Catra.
stopped struggling.  She rested against a tree stump, bound and
 
gagged.  The princess was renowned to be a great fighter.  That was
 
why the goblin had brought the cougar woman in the first place.  It
 
had not been easy to subdue her.
 
  
"Tremoda will reward you," said the goblin, his voice trailing off.
+
Standing up from behind the obsidian boulder, Princess Aliza boldly
"You must go."
+
faced her captors. High above the tiny figures, Tremoda watched from
 +
his black tower that pricked the sky. Aliza would fear no cowardly
 +
kidnappers. She was a princess of Slusia.
  
The cougar woman stepped to the princess and threw her over her
+
Since the dawn of time, the men and dwarves of the Slusian Plains had
shoulder once more. She took one look back at the snatcher, now dead,
+
battled goblins, elves, and each other. Every war was more
having taken his last tortured breath. Seeking to throw off the scent
+
bloodthirsty than the last. Compared to the evils that men do, how bad
of the hounds, Catra bounded off toward the Forbidden Forest.
+
could the Great Worm be? The gate guard moved aside and allowed Catra
 +
and the princess to enter.
  
The elves had no love for Tremoda, but they liked the dwarves even
+
“I'll tell you this much for nothing,” said Catra as they climbed the
less.  There had been war between the two kingdoms for seven of the
+
hundreds of spiral stairs, “don't be fooled by the demon's beauty. He
last ten years.  Catra though briefly of leaving the princess with the
+
is the most dangerous creature under Domon's vault of sky.
elves. No, they would likely just kill her and deprive Catra of her
 
just reward.  Catra removed the cloth from the princess's mouth.
 
  
"We are in the forest of the elves," said Catra.  "You must be quiet
+
“Enter,” said a familiar voice as the pair reached the top room of the tower.
and follow me. If the elves catch us here, they will kill us both."
 
  
"You still mean to sell me to Tremoda," said the princess.
+
Pressing against the thick wooden door, Catra prepared herself for
 +
whatever horrors the demon had prepared for them. Aliza stepped right
 +
past her and into the room. There, seated at a table covered with
 +
maps, was the queen of the dwarves, mother to Aliza and long dead.
  
"You will become an asset to the evil one," said Catra. "To the elves
+
“Mama,” stammered Aliza.
you will only be a quick lunch."
 
  
===(6 October 2014)===
+
She felt the cat's claws pinch her side. The image of her mother
 +
faded and was replaced with that of another unlikely shape, her
 +
favorite suitor, Kogan.
  
e.,-.,-."",.C,.".,@
+
“You have done well, cougar woman,” said the mysterious Kogan. “Take
 +
your reward and go.
  
“Tremoda knows of your talents,” said Catra. “He needs strong leaders
+
“Ouch,” said Aliza, pinching her arm until it bled.
to lead the weak-willed goblins.”
 
  
“Have you ever been to the Garum?” asked princess Aliza. “Do you know
+
The young dwarf before her changed shape again, this time growing and
what kind of monster you are working for?”
+
taking the form of a woman. Aliza already hated the Worm and his
 +
tricks. The woman approached her and Aliza dug in with her
 +
fingernails. The demon shape-shifted again, this time into his true
 +
form.
  
The two women spoke softly as they passed under the trees of the
+
“Holy Forge Father,” said Aliza. “Now I have seen everything.
Forbidden Forest. It was true, Catra had never been to the realm of
 
the Great Worm.  The dwarven princess told her all about it.  It was
 
rumored that Tremoda lived in the center of a swamp where the dead
 
walked and carried on as if they were alive. If so, it seemed that
 
they weren't much worse off with the elves.
 
  
“Look,” said Catra.  “This is the way it is.  I have been charged to
+
===(25 December 2014)===
bring you to the Worm and that's what I'm going to do.  Whether you
 
get there in one piece is up to you.”
 
  
The cougar woman hissed as the arrow struck her in the shoulder.
+
|@@+++++++++-|C
Aliza was off and running in the blink of an eye.  Catra cursed and
 
ran after her.  Another arrow slammed into the tree where Catra's head
 
had been a moment before.  The dwarf princess's hands were bound by
 
rope and her legs were short.  Catra figured she would reach Aliza
 
before the elves did.
 
  
“You are going the wrong way,” said Catra. “This way leads deeper
+
All the way down the long spiral staircase, Catra counted her prize
into the forest. The surest way out is through the Garum.
+
money. It was forty golden skulls as promised. Add to that her
 +
reputation as the most daring snatcher in the world and you would
 +
think that Catra would be more proud of herself. She knew what she
 +
did was wrong. The balance of power had shifted in favor of the
 +
Garum. Soon Aliza would be leading Tremoda's armies against the very
 +
dwarf fortress she had been snatched from. All of this angered Catra.
 +
She was a mercenary, sure, but it was her swordsmanship that should
 +
bring her renown, not snatching youngsters from their beds. By the
 +
time she reached the bottom of the stairs, her mind was made up. She
 +
would redeem herself of this great wrong if she had to give her life
 +
to do so.
  
“Why should I believe you,” asked Aliza, “a mercenary sworn to sell me out?”
+
“Armies are on the move in the marshland,” said Kaduma.
  
Catra caught up with Aliza where she had collapsed in a clearing deep
+
“None of that matters now,” said King Kogan. “We must get Aliza back,
in the woods. Aliza had just about given up.  She had not done much
+
no matter the cost.
traveling above ground and the dangerous terrain was bright and
 
confusing.  She knew the elves' arrow could just as well have been
 
meant for her.
 
  
“I will meet your Tremoda,” said Aliza, “and spit in his eye.”
+
“It is she,” said Kaduma, “who leads the demon army.”
  
“That's the spirit,” said Catra. “Now let's get moving before the
+
None of it made sense. Kogan and Aliza were to be married and rule
cowardly elf brings his friends.
+
the dwarven empire together. Now that the Worm had his claws in her,
 +
there was no choice but battle her to the death. Kogan picked up a
 +
carving knife in anger and threw it across the room, imbedding it in
 +
door. On the other side, Catra saw the blade protruding through the
 +
wood and began to have second thoughts. She waited outside while the
 +
dwarven nobles argued. Finally, the king noticed her waiting at the
 +
door and summoned her inside.
  
===(5 November 2014)===
+
“Why have you come here, beast woman?” asked Kogan.
  
@o.,.,C,.g|++++?&?
+
“It was I,” said Catra, “that took young Aliza away. All for forty
 +
pieces of gold.
  
“I can't believe it,” said Aliza. “Is it always like this?
+
“I must ask you,” said Kogan, “why you have returned? You must know I
 +
would have you put to death.”
  
“It gets easier,” said Catra.  “You may even long for it in the end.”
+
“You must see reason,” said Catra, “when I say that I am the one who
 +
can get her back.”
  
At Aliza's feet was the corpse of an elven scalp hunter.  The dwarf
+
“Lord King,” said Kaduma, “she may be right. It is written in the
princess had strangled him with the very rope that still bound her
+
ancient scrolls.
hands.  The cougar woman approached the dwarf and cut her bonds with a
 
flick of her knife. Even had she chose to leave now, the dwarf
 
couldn't navigate the forest by herself, not before another elf found
 
them at any rate.
 
  
“Tremoda will accept your kill,” said Catra. “You are already on the
+
“Then I must read them,” said Kogan. “Take this thing to the dungeon.”
dark path of power.”
 
  
“True power is a matter of perception,” said Aliza, “or so my father taught me.”
+
===(3 February 2015)===
  
“Tremoda is your father now,” said Catra.
+
(The beginning of a new story)
  
The great forest became a swamp before it opened up onto the vast
+
,".,"".@/@*@@,."."
marsh hell-scape of the Garum. Catra lead Aliza around the many
 
goblin camps and outposts, for she didn't trust the evil creatures not
 
to kill her and claim the prize for themselves. It wasn't long before
 
Aliza's legs were covered by blood sucking leeches. Catra stopped for
 
a while to help her pluck them off.
 
  
“Is this why they call Tremoda 'the Worm?'” asked Aliza as she picked
+
“That was it!” said watch-dwarf Mathire. “They just tapped me on the
at the foul creatures.
+
shoulder for the special assignment and I was in!”
  
“No,” said Catra.  “Tremoda is the Worm Within.  Once he is inside
+
“Do they expect you to scale the walls of Nadir's fortress all by
your mind you are never the same.
+
yourself?” asked Galva.
  
“Have you seen the evil one?asked Aliza.
+
“No! That's the best part,said Mathire. “I get to assemble my own
 +
squad! I am picking you, Atone and Thadrian.
  
“I made my deal with the goblin snatcher, now dead,said Catra.
+
“Thadrian?asked Galva. “Are you sure you can trust such a notorious
 +
drunkard?”
  
At last the dark tower appeared on the horizon.  It was built from
+
“It will be alright, Galva,” said Mathire. “Just put your trust in me
black obsidian stones that constantly sank into the marshy ground.
+
and we will come out of this looking like heroes.
The whole structure seemed to be leaning slightly to the left and
 
generally unstable. Catra told Aliza to wait behind a large boulder
 
and went to see the gate guard.
 
  
“I made a deal with Sasma,” said Catra to the goblin at the gate,
+
That very night the four adventurous dwarves set out from the dwarf
“forty golden skulls to bring the dwarven princess to the Worm.
+
fortress in the direction of the lands of the evil one. Nadir was no
 +
mere wizard to be trifled with. He was the greatest of the Four
 +
Fallen Stars, a being that had existed since before almighty Domon had
 +
divided the waters and set the land in place. After his initial
 +
defeat at the hands of the angels, Nadir had settled in the depths of
 +
the earth, far from civilization. It would take weeks of searching
 +
just to find the entrance to Nadir's vast dungeon.
  
“And where is that shifty back-stabber?asked the goblin.
+
“Fear not fellow heroes,said Mathire. “I have a dowsing rod, tuned
 +
to smell out the most concentrated forms of evil.
  
“The dwarves shot him,” said Catra. “That is no concern of yours.  I
+
“For Domon's sake,” said Galva. “You can't be serious.”
have the princess.  I demand to see Tremoda.”
 
  
===(18 November 2014)===
+
“You have your doubts,” said Mathire. “We have established this.
 +
Just give me seven days, and I will make heroes out of all of you!”
  
C+@++++@|
+
So on they went. Mountains gave way to rolling hills, and hills gave
 +
way to endless marshland. Soon they were in the most evil of lands
 +
known as the Garum. It was said to be made from the rotting body of
 +
the titan Gigilous. The smells were all outrageous and bad. Mathire
 +
did his best to keep the dwarves in good spirits, often setting aside
 +
his dowsing rod and taking up the guitar. They weren't the only ones
 +
who appreciated the music. Evil shadows soon began to gather around
 +
the campsite.
  
“Come out into the open, girl,commanded Catra.
+
“Do you smell that?asked Mathire.
  
Standing up from behind the obsidian boulder, Princess Aliza boldly
+
===(5 March 2015)===
faced her captors.  High above the tiny figures, Tremoda watched from
 
his black tower that pricked the sky.  Aliza would fear no cowardly
 
kidnappers.  She was a princess of Slusia.
 
  
Since the dawn of time, the men and dwarves of the Slusian Plains had
+
<pre>@@@@""""""""~"""~~~"""""!!D!!%</pre>
battled goblins, elves, and each other.  Every war was more
 
bloodthirsty than the last. Compared to the evils that men do, how bad
 
could the Great Worm be?  The gate guard moved aside and allowed Catra
 
and the princess to enter.
 
  
“I'll tell you this much for nothing,” said Catra as they climbed the
+
“Who dares to bring cheer into the heart of the Garum?” croaked a voice in the dark.
hundreds of spiral stairs, “don't be fooled by the demon's beauty.  He
 
is the most dangerous creature under Domon's vault of sky.
 
  
“Enter,” said a familiar voice as the pair reached the top room of the tower.
+
Ceasing his strumming instantly, Mathire was up in an instant, sword drawn. The other dwarves did likewise. Galva pointed with his finger and shouted “Over there!The monster was hovering over Thadrian's shoulder. Mathire and Atone turned to face it, whilst Thadrian tried to stay absolutely still. Atone was an expert with a crossbow, but this was a tricky shot. Thadrian's big fat body was almost entirely blocking the marks-dwarf's point of view. Still, Atone did his best, lined up his sights, and pulled the trigger.
  
Pressing against the thick wooden door, Catra prepared herself for
+
“That is one ugly mother,” said Thadrian as he stood up from the campfire and looked at what lay behind him.
whatever horrors the demon had prepared for them.  Aliza stepped right
 
past her and into the room. There, seated at a table covered with
 
maps, was the queen of the dwarves, mother to Aliza and long dead.
 
  
“Mama,” stammered Aliza.
+
The night creature was obviously a local, covered in the slime of the marsh. Atone's bolt struck it straight through the third eye. They must be getting close if they were rousting monsters like this. Galva and Thadrian lifted up the body and dumped it into a deep pool of slime where it sank and vanished immediately. Once the morning came, Mathire called on his dowsing rod. They only traveled for a few minutes before they found what they were looking for.
  
She felt the cat's claws pinch her side. The image of her mother
+
The black spire appeared on the horizon of the marsh, like a lone mountain on the flatness of the hated Garum. Smoke poured out of the tower giving the fortress the look of something volcanic. The dwarves donned costumes of branches and grass so they wouldn't be spotted by the spying eyes of the tower. None of the dwarves had seen or smelled anything so evil, but they couldn't turn back now.
faded and was replaced with that of another unlikely shape, her
 
favorite suitor, Kogan.
 
  
“You have done well, cougar woman,” said the mysterious Kogan.  “Take
+
Atone was the first to see the dragon. It was standing like a gargoyle on the wall of the black fortress. The dwarves stopped in their tracks. The dragon lifted its nose into the air and smelled the breeze for signs of the enemy. Lucky for the dwarves, Nadir was busy cooking the dragon's lunch and the odor of the smoking pillar distracted the fire-breathing lizard.
your reward and go.
 
  
“Ouch,” said Aliza, pinching her arm until it bled.
+
“What are we going to do now, genius?asked Galva.
  
The young dwarf before her changed shape again, this time growing and
+
===(5 April 2015)===
taking the form of a woman.  Aliza already hated the Worm and his
 
tricks.  The woman approached her and Aliza dug in with her
 
fingernails.  The demon shape-shifted again, this time into his true
 
form.
 
  
“Holy Forge Father,” said Aliza. “Now I have seen everything.”
+
  ++@@@+-+N+
  
===(25 December 2014)===
+
“Every fortress has a secret entrance,” said Mathire, “so that the nobles can escape in times of siege. My dowsing rod will find it.”
  
|@@+++++++++-|C
+
Far from impressed, Galva began to protest but the other dwarves just walked on by. They were on a quest from almighty Domon to defeat the demon god Nadir. They could already hear the songs the bards would be singing in every fortress feast hall. They would take the crown from Nadir's severed head and use it to play fetch with their dogs. All that stood in their way was a hungry dragon and a black slade wall a hundred spans high.
  
All the way down the long spiral staircase, Catra counted her prize
+
“It's here!” shouted Mathire. “I knew I could find it.
money.  It was forty golden skulls as promised.  Add to that her
 
reputation as the most daring snatcher in the world and you would
 
think that Catra would be more proud of herself.  She knew what she
 
did was wrong.  The balance of power had shifted in favor of the
 
Garum.  Soon Aliza would be leading Tremoda's armies against the very
 
dwarf fortress she had been snatched from. All of this angered Catra.
 
She was a mercenary, sure, but it was her swordsmanship that should
 
bring her renown, not snatching youngsters from their beds.  By the
 
time she reached the bottom of the stairs, her mind was made up.  She
 
would redeem herself of this great wrong if she had to give her life
 
to do so.
 
  
“Armies are on the move in the marshland,” said Kaduma.
+
It was none too soon. While Mathire had been poking around the base of the wall with his stick, the dragon had returned. Atone could see the dragon scanning the horizon for intruders. It was only a matter of the wind shifting direction and the dragon would smell them. Mathire got the hatch open and the dwarves began shoving Thadrian's fat body through the narrow opening.
  
“None of that matters now,” said King Kogan.  “We must get Aliza back,
+
“I can sense your presence,” said the dragon, “you thieving insects!
no matter the cost.
 
  
“It is she,” said Kaduma, “who leads the demon army.
+
The hatch slammed shut just as the last of the dwarves jumped through, avoiding a fiery blast. Inside the fortress the sense of disease and desolation was tenfold worse. The walls were lined with skeletal remains. They were in the catacombs. Mathire urged his dwarves to keep it cool. Galva was just about to burst a gasket. The undead were among his least favorite things in this world.
  
None of it made sense. Kogan and Aliza were to be married and rule
+
“I promise you Galva,” said Mathire. “There are no walking dead here.
the dwarven empire together.  Now that the Worm had his claws in her,
 
there was no choice but battle her to the death.  Kogan picked up a
 
carving knife in anger and threw it across the room, imbedding it in
 
door.  On the other side, Catra saw the blade protruding through the
 
wood and began to have second thoughts.  She waited outside while the
 
dwarven nobles argued.  Finally, the king noticed her waiting at the
 
door and summoned her inside.
 
  
“Why have you come here, beast woman?asked Kogan.
+
“Your precious stick says otherwise,” shouted Galva pointing at Mathire's belt.
  
“It was I,” said Catra, “that took young Aliza away.  All for forty
+
The dowsing rod was so agitated it was nearly flying out of Mathire's pocket. The dwarves turned to look where it pointed. There stood an empty suit of armor, moving of its own accord. Mathire pulled his sword from its scabbard whilst Galva began praying to Domon. Atone lifted his crossbow and fired a bolt, which punched a hole in the breastplate.
pieces of gold.
 
  
“I must ask you,” said Kogan, “why you have returned? You must know I
+
“That hurt, little man,” said the ghost. “Are you trying to kill me twice?”
would have you put to death.
 
  
“You must see reason,” said Catra, “when I say that I am the one who
+
===(30 April 2015)===
can get her back.”
 
  
“Lord King,” said Kaduma, “she may be right. It is written in the
+
  @@N@@
ancient scrolls.”
 
  
“Then I must read them,said Kogan.  “Take this thing to the dungeon.
+
“Why have you come to the tombs of my master?asked the ghost.
  
===(3 February 2015)===
+
“I must ask you first,” said Galva. “What gives you the right to speak at all? You had your chance on Earth.”
  
(The beginning of a new story)
+
The ghostly suit of armor picked up a spiked club and went to dash out Galva's brains. Thadrian and Atone tackled the ghost and it went down with a crash. Mathire stepped to the suit of armor, sword drawn. He used the tip of his blade to open the ghostly visor. There was nothing inside but shadow. An irritating laugh welled up from the helpless ghost. The dwarves did their best to hold him still while Mathire questioned him.
  
,".,"".@/@*@@,."."
+
“A dragon, and now ghosts?” asked Mathire. “What horrors await us in Nadir's tower?”
  
“That was it!said watch-dwarf Mathire. “They just tapped me on the
+
“The only sensation the master allows us to feel is pain,whined the ghost. “Let me go!”
shoulder for the special assignment and I was in!”
 
  
“Do they expect you to scale the walls of Nadir's fortress all by
+
“Not until you tell us what we are up against,commanded Mathire.
yourself?asked Galva.
 
  
“No!  That's the best part,” said Mathire. “I get to assemble my own
+
“This tomb is where the master puts his failures,” said the ghost, “to forget about them. The true guardians of Nadir's presence on Earth are undead warriors and wizards trained in every martial art, present and forgotten.”
squad!  I am picking you, Atone and Thadrian.”
 
  
“Thadrian?asked Galva. “Are you sure you can trust such a notorious
+
“Nadir's library,whispered Atone.
drunkard?”
 
  
“It will be alright, Galva,” said Mathire. “Just put your trust in me
+
“You know of my master's plan,” said the ghost. “Once he has absorbed every last piece of knowledge this world has to offer, he will destroy it with fire and falling rocks.”
and we will come out of this looking like heroes.”
 
  
That very night the four adventurous dwarves set out from the dwarf
+
“That's it,” exclaimed Mathire. “We have found Nadir's weak spot. The ghost will take us to the library and we will set the books on fire!”
fortress in the direction of the lands of the evil one. Nadir was no
 
mere wizard to be trifled with.  He was the greatest of the Four
 
Fallen Stars, a being that had existed since before almighty Domon had
 
divided the waters and set the land in place.  After his initial
 
defeat at the hands of the angels, Nadir had settled in the depths of
 
the earth, far from civilization.  It would take weeks of searching
 
just to find the entrance to Nadir's vast dungeon.
 
  
“Fear not fellow heroes,” said Mathire. “I have a dowsing rod, tuned
+
Not all of the dwarves were entirely on board with his plan. Atone was educated in the capital from a young age and long had he wished to see the forbidden books that he knew Nadir to have. Though he was an uncultured slob himself, Thadrian didn't see the wisdom in destroying the life's work of so many great scholars. Only Galva was ready to join Mathire's quest to set civilization back five hundred years.
to smell out the most concentrated forms of evil.
 
  
“For Domon's sake,” said Galva.  “You can't be serious.”
+
===(8 May 2015)===
  
“You have your doubts,” said Mathire. “We have established this.
+
  @!++++N+++?=?==?
Just give me seven days, and I will make heroes out of all of you!
 
  
So on they went.  Mountains gave way to rolling hills, and hills gave
+
“Atone!” cried Mathire. “No!”
way to endless marshland.  Soon they were in the most evil of lands
 
known as the Garum. It was said to be made from the rotting body of
 
the titan Gigilous.  The smells were all outrageous and bad.  Mathire
 
did his best to keep the dwarves in good spirits, often setting aside
 
his dowsing rod and taking up the guitar.  They weren't the only ones
 
who appreciated the music.  Evil shadows soon began to gather around
 
the campsite.
 
  
“Do you smell that?” asked Mathire.
+
It was too late and all the denial shouted at the heavens could not save his friend. Atone was the first around the corner, pointing his crossbow. When it fired the crossbow quarrel bounced harmlessly off the goblin's bronze breastplate. The goblin guard was on him in an instant, stabbing and thrusting. By the time Mathire and the others pulled the goblin off him, Atone was leaking blood from half a dozen mortal wounds.
  
===(5 March 2015)===
+
“You,” shouted Mathire as the others held the goblin, “where is the library?”
  
<pre>@@@@""""""""~"""~~~"""""!!D!!%</pre>
+
“Ha!” said the goblin, through broken teeth. “Second door on the left. Nadir awaits you there!
  
“Who dares to bring cheer into the heart of the Garum?” croaked a voice in the dark.
+
Not only was Mathire ready to take on the god of the underworld, there was payback to deal out. After granting the goblin a just death, Mathire and the surviving adventurers stepped deeper into Nadir's dungeon. When they reached the second door, Mathire hesitated. How he wanted Nadir to suffer! He would watch all the books in the library burn.
  
Ceasing his strumming instantly, Mathire was up in an instant, sword drawn.  The other dwarves did likewise.  Galva pointed with his finger and shouted “Over there! The monster was hovering over Thadrian's shoulder.  Mathire and Atone turned to face it, whilst Thadrian tried to stay absolutely still.  Atone was an expert with a crossbow, but this was a tricky shot. Thadrian's big fat body was almost entirely blocking the marks-dwarf's point of view.  Still, Atone did his best, lined up his sights, and pulled the trigger.
+
“I've been waiting for you,” said a voice from within. “Enter.
  
“That is one ugly mother,” said Thadrian as he stood up from the campfire and looked at what lay behind him.
+
The library was as impressive as promised. Scrolls and codices lined the many shelves that extended to the vaulted ceiling. In the center of the great room stood the dark god Nadir. He had a body that looked like a mismatched selection of animal parts. He had the head of a bull and wore a golden ring through his nose. Noticing Mathire was holding forth a torch in a threatening manner, the demon god spoke.
  
The night creature was obviously a local, covered in the slime of the marsh.  Atone's bolt struck it straight through the third eye.  They must be getting close if they were rousting monsters like this.  Galva and Thadrian lifted up the body and dumped it into a deep pool of slime where it sank and vanished immediately. Once the morning came, Mathire called on his dowsing rod.  They only traveled for a few minutes before they found what they were looking for.
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“Go ahead,” said Nadir, “burn it. I have already learned the most important truth.
  
The black spire appeared on the horizon of the marsh, like a lone mountain on the flatness of the hated Garum.  Smoke poured out of the tower giving the fortress the look of something volcanic.  The dwarves donned costumes of branches and grass so they wouldn't be spotted by the spying eyes of the tower.  None of the dwarves had seen or smelled anything so evil, but they couldn't turn back now.
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===(11 July 2015)===
  
Atone was the first to see the dragon. It was standing like a gargoyle on the wall of the black fortress.  The dwarves stopped in their tracks.  The dragon lifted its nose into the air and smelled the breeze for signs of the enemy.  Lucky for the dwarves, Nadir was busy cooking the dragon's lunch and the odor of the smoking pillar distracted the fire-breathing lizard.
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“What are we going to do now, genius?” asked Galva.
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“Oh yeah, demon?” said Mathire in a mocking tone. “What is the most important truth?”
  
===(5 April 2015)===
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“Death is not the end,” said a familiar voice from behind.
  
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Turning just in time to catch a broadsword through the heart, Mathire was surprised to see his dead friend Atone. Blood poured from Mathire's open mouth as he stared, questioning. Galva swung his blade, slicing off Atone's arm. This just served to anger the walking corpse which reached for its secondary weapon. Swords clashed as Mathire slumped to the ground, dead.
  
“Every fortress has a secret entrance,” said Mathire, “so that the nobles can escape in times of siege.  My dowsing rod will find it.
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“Soon you will all know the power of the primordial chaos,” said Nadir, god of the underworld.
  
Far from impressed, Galva began to protest but the other dwarves just walked on by. They were on a quest from almighty Domon to defeat the demon god Nadir.  They could already hear the songs the bards would be singing in every fortress feast hall. They would take the crown from Nadir's severed head and use it to play fetch with their dogs.  All that stood in their way was a hungry dragon and a black slade wall a hundred spans high.
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“I've had enough of this,” said Thadrian, heading for the door.
  
“It's here!shouted Mathire.  “I knew I could find it.
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“I don't think so,said Nadir, moving his hands in a magic gesture.
  
It was none too soon. While Mathire had been poking around the base of the wall with his stick, the dragon had returned. Atone could see the dragon scanning the horizon for intruders. It was only a matter of the wind shifting direction and the dragon would smell them. Mathire got the hatch open and the dwarves began shoving Thadrian's fat body through the narrow opening.
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The door closed and locked themselves. Thadrian smashed his shoulder into the door and bounced back, screaming with terror. He looked back to see Galva fighting the ghost of Atone. The swords-dwarf had given Atone what would have been several mortal wounds, but the ghost fought on. Pulling himself together, Thadrian returned to the fight.
  
“I can sense your presence,” said the dragon, “you thieving insects!”
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“Where are you going?” said the ghost of Mathire, now rising from the floor.
  
The hatch slammed shut just as the last of the dwarves jumped through, avoiding a fiery blast.  Inside the fortress the sense of disease and desolation was tenfold worse.  The walls were lined with skeletal remains.  They were in the catacombs.  Mathire urged his dwarves to keep it cool.  Galva was just about to burst a gasket. The undead were among his least favorite things in this world.
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===(31 July 2015)===
  
“I promise you Galva,” said Mathire. “There are no walking dead here.”
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“Your precious stick says otherwise,” shouted Galva pointing at Mathire's belt.
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The fight wasn't going well. Galva and Thadrian were closed in, fighting back to back as the ghosts of their friends pressed in closer, stabbing and slashing. It then occurred to Galva that Nadir was no god at all. What god would resort to such petty evil? And there was something else.
  
The dowsing rod was so agitated it was nearly flying out of Mathire's pocket.  The dwarves turned to look where it pointed.  There stood an empty suit of armor, moving of its own accord.  Mathire pulled his sword from its scabbard whilst Galva began praying to Domon. Atone lifted his crossbow and fired a bolt, which punched a hole in the breastplate.
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“Stop,” commanded Galva. “Nadir, if that is who you really are, if you are a god, why did you have to learn of the afterlife from the pages of a book? I deny you!”
  
“That hurt, little man,” said the ghost. “Are you trying to kill me twice?”
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The bull-headed demon snorted with anger. The ghost of Mathire looked at his new master, questioning. It seemed that he and Atone's ghost were fighting out of a place of ignorance. This thing, that claimed to be Nadir, was no more than an undead necromancer. Mathire's ghost picked up a torch and tossed it amidst the scrolls.
  
===(30 April 2015)===
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“No!” cried the monster, Nadir.
  
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This time the dwarves fought as one. Atone fired bolts into the being continuously as Mathire and the others hacked and slashed. The monster was unable to stop the wave of violence and was soon rendered helpless. Mathire lifted up his blade, ready to hack of Nadir's head.
  
“Why have you come to the tombs of my master?asked the ghost.
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“Don't do it, Mathire,said Galva. “You'll die. He is the only thing keeping your life force in that body.
  
“I must ask you first,” said Galva. “What gives you the right to speak at all?  You had your chance on Earth.”
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“It is a hero's duty,” said Mathire, “to sacrifice for his friends.”
  
The ghostly suit of armor picked up a spiked club and went to dash out Galva's brains.  Thadrian and Atone tackled the ghost and it went down with a crash. Mathire stepped to the suit of armor, sword drawn.  He used the tip of his blade to open the ghostly visor.  There was nothing inside but shadow.  An irritating laugh welled up from the helpless ghost.  The dwarves did their best to hold him still while Mathire questioned him.
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===(9 September 2015)===
  
“A dragon, and now ghosts?” asked Mathire.  “What horrors await us in Nadir's tower?
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“The only sensation the master allows us to feel is pain,” whined the ghost. “Let me go!”
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The death stroke was quick and merciful. With an expert swing, the ghost of Mathire struck off Nadir's head. The undead dwarf immediately went stiff and still. Atone collapsed to the floor, forever dead. Galva caught Mathire's body as he fell, desperate for a last command. The fire was spreading and there was no time to waste. Galva reluctantly left his master to burn with the dead god and the greatest store of knowledge the world had ever known.
  
“Not until you tell us what we are up against,” commanded Mathire.
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Racing through the corridors, Galva and Thadrian hurried to escape the crumbling tower. All of the undead guardians had fallen and only the goblins remained. These evil foes were just as eager to be clear of the falling tower and the dwarves followed the exodus as fast as they could.
  
“This tomb is where the master puts his failures,” said the ghost, “to forget about them. The true guardians of Nadir's presence on Earth are undead warriors and wizards trained in every martial art, present and forgotten.
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Outside in the marshland, the goblins gathered to watch the tower sink into the muck. For many of them, Nadir's fortress had been home, all their lives. They didn't hinder Galva and Thadrian as they emerged from the secret exit.
  
“Nadir's library,” whispered Atone.
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“All that knowledge, wasted,” said Thadrian.
  
“You know of my master's plan,” said the ghost.  “Once he has absorbed every last piece of knowledge this world has to offer, he will destroy it with fire and falling rocks.”
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“It was gained through evil,” said Galva, “and is therefore of no true value.”
  
“That's it,exclaimed Mathire. “We have found Nadir's weak spot.  The ghost will take us to the library and we will set the books on fire!”
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“Is that what Domon tells you?asked Thadrain.
  
Not all of the dwarves were entirely on board with his plan.  Atone was educated in the capital from a young age and long had he wished to see the forbidden books that he knew Nadir to have.  Though he was an uncultured slob himself, Thadrian didn't see the wisdom in destroying the life's work of so many great scholars.  Only Galva was ready to join Mathire's quest to set civilization back five hundred years.
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“Look,” said a goblin, “the dark lord rises.
  
===(8 May 2015)===
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===(28 September 2015)===
  
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“Atone!cried Mathire. “No!
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“A dwarf?asked Galva. “This is some kind of joke.”
  
It was too late and all the denial shouted at the heavens could not save his friend. Atone was the first around the corner, pointing his crossbow. When it fired the crossbow quarrel bounced harmlessly off the goblin's bronze breastplate. The goblin guard was on him in an instant, stabbing and thrusting. By the time Mathire and the others pulled the goblin off him, Atone was leaking blood from half a dozen mortal wounds.
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Out of the smoking ruin stepped a wizened old dwarf. He waved to the heroes as he stepped around the standing pools of muck. The goblins stood at attention as the old dwarf approached. Thadrian looked at Galva and then back to the hated Nadir. They waited as the old dwarf picked his way toward them through the marsh. When he arrived, he was out of breath.
  
“You,” shouted Mathire as the others held the goblin, “where is the library?”
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“The Eternal Forge is no joke, friends,” wheezed the old dwarf. “Do you like the shape the dwarf gods chose for me?”
  
“Ha!” said the goblin, through broken teeth.  “Second door on the left. Nadir awaits you there!”
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“They clearly have a sense of humor,” said Thadrian.
  
Not only was Mathire ready to take on the god of the underworld, there was payback to deal out.  After granting the goblin a just death, Mathire and the surviving adventurers stepped deeper into Nadir's dungeon.  When they reached the second door, Mathire hesitated.  How he wanted Nadir to suffer!  He would watch all the books in the library burn.
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“Tell me, demon,” said Galva, “why I shouldn't just slay you a second time.
  
“I've been waiting for you,” said a voice from within.  “Enter.”
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“Because,” Nadir said with a wink, “I have your prize in my pocket.”
  
The library was as impressive as promised.  Scrolls and codices lined the many shelves that extended to the vaulted ceiling. In the center of the great room stood the dark god Nadir.  He had a body that looked like a mismatched selection of animal parts.  He had the head of a bull and wore a golden ring through his nose.  Noticing Mathire was holding forth a torch in a threatening manner, the demon god spoke.
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The dwarves watched with amazement as Nadir reached into his robes and withdrew a fist-sized glass ball. In it were the tiny bodies of Mathire and Atone, suspended in liquid.
  
“Go ahead,said Nadir, “burn it. I have already learned the most important truth.”
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“Do they live?asked Thadrian.
  
===(11 July 2015)===
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“They sleep,” said Nadir, “but they may yet be awoken. You have but to do what I say.”
  
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===(30 October 2015)===
  
“Oh yeah, demon?” said Mathire in a mocking tone. “What is the most important truth?”
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“Death is not the end,” said a familiar voice from behind.
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“There is a book,” said Nadir, “a codex that contains the last bit of knowledge I need to transcend this mortal plane.
  
Turning just in time to catch a broadsword through the heart, Mathire was surprised to see his dead friend Atone.  Blood poured from Mathire's open mouth as he stared, questioning.  Galva swung his blade, slicing off Atone's arm.  This just served to anger the walking corpse which reached for its secondary weapon.  Swords clashed as Mathire slumped to the ground, dead.
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“And if we retrieve this tome,” said Galva, “you will let Mathire and Atone live?”
  
“Soon you will all know the power of the primordial chaos,” said Nadir, god of the underworld.
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“It will be as if none of this ever happened,” said the wizard.
  
“I've had enough of this,said Thadrian, heading for the door.
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“Where is it?asked Thadrian.
  
“I don't think so,” said Nadir, moving his hands in a magic gesture.
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“Good, good,” laughed Nadir. “It is in the dwarf fortress of course!”
  
The door closed and locked themselves.  Thadrian smashed his shoulder into the door and bounced back, screaming with terror. He looked back to see Galva fighting the ghost of Atone. The swords-dwarf had given Atone what would have been several mortal wounds, but the ghost fought on.  Pulling himself together, Thadrian returned to the fight.
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The dwarves walked in silence as they left the Garum. Neither of them could really believe that Nadir had tricked them into doing his bidding. The wizard had given them his crown as proof that they had completed their quest. The evil one knew that the dwarf king couldn't refuse a request made by the heroes, and they would ask for the book.
  
“Where are you going?” said the ghost of Mathire, now rising from the floor.
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“Where is mighty Mathire?” asked the dwarven king.
  
===(31 July 2015)===
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“He has passed on to the Eternal Forge,” said Galva. “He had only one request as he died. It was that we receive as a reward the Book of the Dead.”
  
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“That was a pointless and evil wish,” said the king. “The pages of that book contain an ancient wickedness. Mathire could be restored, but he would not be the same.”
  
The fight wasn't going well.  Galva and Thadrian were closed in, fighting back to back as the ghosts of their friends pressed in closer, stabbing and slashing. It then occurred to Galva that Nadir was no god at all.  What god would resort to such petty evil?  And there was something else.
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“Nonetheless,” said Galva, “we have fulfilled our part of the bargain. We demand to have the book.
  
“Stop,” commanded Galva.  “Nadir, if that is who you really are, if you are a god, why did you have to learn of the afterlife from the pages of a book?  I deny you!”
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===(6 December 2015)===
  
The bull-headed demon snorted with anger. The ghost of Mathire looked at his new master, questioning.  It seemed that he and Atone's ghost were fighting out of a place of ignorance.  This thing, that claimed to be Nadir, was no more than an undead necromancer.  Mathire's ghost picked up a torch and tossed it amidst the scrolls.
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“No!” cried the monster, Nadir.
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After a long silence, the king agreed to the heroes' demands. They would just have to see for themselves. The curse of the book was no joke. The king knew that the dead heroes would return as monsters. He explained as much to Galva, but it made no difference. The heroes would not be dissuaded. The king called on the scribe to retrieve the Book of the Dead from the forbidden library. Galva and Thadrian went with him as Nadir remained in the throne room, hiding amidst the petitioners.
  
This time the dwarves fought as one.  Atone fired bolts into the being continuously as Mathire and the others hacked and slashed.  The monster was unable to stop the wave of violence and was soon rendered helpless.  Mathire lifted up his blade, ready to hack of Nadir's head.
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“Are you absolutely sure you want to do this?” asked the scribe.
  
“Don't do it, Mathire,” said Galva. “You'll die.  He is the only thing keeping your life force in that body.”
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“Mind thy own business,” snapped Galva.
  
“It is a hero's duty,said Mathire, “to sacrifice for his friends.
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Once they were in the library, the scribe produced a key and opened the secret vault hidden in the wall. Galva was revolted when the book was revealed. It was a codex bound in dwarven skin. The pages were written in blood. Still, Galva mastered his fear and received the book when it was handed to him. Thadrian said nothing but clearly he was having second thoughts.
  
===(9 September 2015)===
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“Have you brought that which you promised me?” asked Nadir as the heroes returned.
  
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The old dwarf's eyes lit up as Galva revealed the evil tome. Galva handed it over, but would not release his grip until he demanded once more that Nadir return his friends to life. The evil dwarf made the promise and snatched the book away. Without a moment's hesitation, he cracked the codex open and began to read aloud.
  
The death stroke was quick and merciful.  With an expert swing, the ghost of Mathire struck off Nadir's head.  The undead dwarf immediately went stiff and still.  Atone collapsed to the floor, forever dead.  Galva caught Mathire's body as he fell, desperate for a last command.  The fire was spreading and there was no time to waste.  Galva reluctantly left his master to burn with the dead god and the greatest store of knowledge the world had ever known.
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===(20 December 2015)===
  
Racing through the corridors, Galva and Thadrian hurried to escape the crumbling tower.  All of the undead guardians had fallen and only the goblins remained.  These evil foes were just as eager to be clear of the falling tower and the dwarves followed the exodus as fast as they could.
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(The beginning of a new story)
  
Outside in the marshland, the goblins gathered to watch the tower sink into the muck. For many of them, Nadir's fortress had been home, all their lives.  They didn't hinder Galva and Thadrian as they emerged from the secret exit.
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  |W+k|~~ssss
  
“All that knowledge, wasted,” said Thadrian.
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The animal people waited in the snow outside the wizard's cottage. It was a cold winter night and the wind was blowing. Still the woodland creatures stood motionless as they waited. It was a consequential day for them. The dwarves had been logging in their forest and they demanded satisfaction. The old man told them he needed time to think. So they waited, staring at the wooden door, waiting for it to open.
  
“It was gained through evil,” said Galva, “and is therefore of no true value.
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“What do you think, Brambis?asked the wizard.
  
“Is that what Domon tells you?asked Thadrain.
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“Bacabadabis,said the wizard's pet kobold.
  
“Look,” said a goblin, “the dark lord rises.”
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“You are right,” said the wizard, “the dwarves have been generous to us. But they must learn their place.”
  
===(28 September 2015)===
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The door of the cottage opened and the wizard showed himself. His black robe and furs were draped over his body making him look twice his size. He was just a skinny old man, but he knew something the others didn't. He could read and write the ancient language of Axolar.
  
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“I will take your demands to the dwarves...” began the wizard.
  
“A dwarf?asked Galva. “This is some kind of joke.”
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“Three cheers for Old Man Scota,shouted a squirrel man.
  
Out of the smoking ruin stepped a wizened old dwarf. He waved to the heroes as he stepped around the standing pools of muck. The goblins stood at attention as the old dwarf approached. Thadrian looked at Galva and then back to the hated Nadir. They waited as the old dwarf picked his way toward them through the marsh.  When he arrived, he was out of breath.
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...on one condition,” continued Scota. “You must bring me the Codex of Ultimate Knowledge.
  
“The Eternal Forge is no joke, friends,” wheezed the old dwarf.  “Do you like the shape the dwarf gods chose for me?”
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==[[User:Rewolf31|Rewolf31]]==
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===(13 April 2007)===
  
“They clearly have a sense of humor,said Thadrian.
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<pre>.B@.~~~
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And so Alor, a wrestler of renown, found himself between a great boar and the wide river. For six days they struggled, and as the sun descended behind the hills on the evening of the seventh day, Alor finally collapsed in exhaustion. The boar spoke and said, "I too am tired. The sun has fallen. Let us rest." And so Alor and the boar slept, and the sun arose on the morning of the eighth day.
  
“Tell me, demon,” said Galva, “why I shouldn't just slay you a second time.”
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===(21 July 2007)===
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<pre>,.,B@~,~,~</pre>
  
“Because,” Nadir said with a wink, “I have your prize in my pocket.
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"Whiskey?" Alor asked the boar, holding up his flask. The wrestler had not spoken for a week.
  
The dwarves watched with amazement as Nadir reached into his robes and withdrew a fist-sized glass ball. In it were the tiny bodies of Mathire and Atone, suspended in liquid.
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"Gladly," the boar said, taking the flask up in its mouth. "You block my path to the river, and now you offer me your flask. Strange are the ways of your people."
  
“Do they live?” asked Thadrian.
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"Your path? I was seeking to cross the river and found myself menaced," Alor said.
  
“They sleep,said Nadir, “but they may yet be awoken. You have but to do what I say.
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"The squirrels tell me I am a terror to behold when I am thirsty," the boar said as it drained the flask. "Do I menace you now?" The boar looked mild and plump. Indeed, the gentle creature reminded Alor of his daughter.  
  
===(30 October 2015)===
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"No, I am not menaced. I am reminded of home," Alor said fondly. At that moment his stomach growled, for he had not eaten in some time.
  
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"Hopefully I do not remind you of your dinner table," the boar laughed, "though it remains to be seen who would have the final mastery in our contest." Alor smiled broadly and the boar guided Alor to the ford, where they parted as friends.
  
“There is a book,” said Nadir, “a codex that contains the last bit of knowledge I need to transcend this mortal plane.
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===(12 September 2007)===
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"Daddy! Daddy!" the little girl cried happily as she ran toward the mighty dwarf where he stood under the archway.
  
“And if we retrieve this tome,” said Galva, “you will let Mathire and Atone live?
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"I missed you, sweet pod!" Alor crouched down and lifted the child up to his shoulder, where she sat, beaming. "Have you been good while I was away?"
  
“It will be as if none of this ever happened,” said the wizard.
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"I made a puzzle box. See!" The girl held out a soapstone box. The master craftsdwarf always started the young ones with the material since it required little strength to carve, though it crumbled easily. Even so, the box was quite exquisite.  
  
“Where is it?” asked Thadrian.
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"That's beautiful. Now let me see here..." Alor pressed a button and the lid popped open. There was nothing inside. "Hey, where's my treasure?" he said in mock indignation.
  
“Good, good,” laughed Nadir. “It is in the dwarf fortress of course!”
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The girl took the box and made a series of complicated motions along the inside of the empty compartment. A second lid opened, revealing a piece of dwarven sugar candy. The child giggled and smiled broadly.  
  
The dwarves walked in silence as they left the Garum.  Neither of them could really believe that Nadir had tricked them into doing his bidding. The wizard had given them his crown as proof that they had completed their quest.  The evil one knew that the dwarf king couldn't refuse a request made by the heroes, and they would ask for the book.
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Alor scratched his head and laughed. Coren was only six, but she was already beyond him.
  
“Where is mighty Mathire?asked the dwarven king.
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"Did you win, daddy?" Coren asked.
  
“He has passed on to the Eternal Forge,” said Galva.  “He had only one request as he died.  It was that we receive as a reward the Book of the Dead.
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"Ah, the tournament? Yes, sweet pod, there hasn't been a dwarf born yet that can beat your father," Alor looked at the puzzle box. "At least not at wrestling. And you know what else?"
  
“That was a pointless and evil wish,” said the king.  “The pages of that book contain an ancient wickedness.  Mathire could be restored, but he would not be the same.”
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"What else, daddy? What else?"
  
“Nonetheless,” said Galva, “we have fulfilled our part of the bargain. We demand to have the book.”
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"I met a talking boar and we became friends."
  
===(6 December 2015)===
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"Again?" Coren complained. "I want to meet your animal friends soon."
  
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"I'll invite them over for your party next month. Until then, you have to work hard. Do you have a lesson today?"
  
After a long silence, the king agreed to the heroes' demands. They would just have to see for themselves. The curse of the book was no joke.  The king knew that the dead heroes would return as monsters.  He explained as much to Galva, but it made no difference.  The heroes would not be dissuaded.  The king called on the scribe to retrieve the Book of the Dead from the forbidden library.  Galva and Thadrian went with him as Nadir remained in the throne room, hiding amidst the petitioners.
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"Yes. Mr. Goldlocket says he'll let me try marble today."
  
“Are you absolutely sure you want to do this?” asked the scribe.
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"Marble, eh? That's amazing. You really are your mother's daughter. I'll walk you to the shop." Together they strolled down the passageway. Alor admired the carvings and architecture, occasionally pointing an engraving out and explaining its history, though his daughter had heard it all before. It had been two months since he left for tournament, and the wrestler had missed his home very much.  
  
“Mind thy own business,” snapped Galva.
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"The three of us should have a feast tonight. What do you say?" Alor asked. Coren did not respond.
  
Once they were in the library, the scribe produced a key and opened the secret vault hidden in the wall. Galva was revolted when the book was revealed. It was a codex bound in dwarven skin.  The pages were written in blood.  Still, Galva mastered his fear and received the book when it was handed to him. Thadrian said nothing but clearly he was having second thoughts.
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The dwarf looked down. His daughter was not there. She was not in the passageway. There was no sign of her.  
  
“Have you brought that which you promised me?” asked Nadir as the heroes returned.
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"Goblins!" A scream echoed through the tunnels. "Goblins in the fortress!"
  
The old dwarf's eyes lit up as Galva revealed the evil tome.  Galva handed it over, but would not release his grip until he demanded once more that Nadir return his friends to life.  The evil dwarf made the promise and snatched the book away.  Without a moment's hesitation, he cracked the codex open and began to read aloud.
 
  
===(20 December 2015)===
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===(18 September 2007)===
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(The beginning of a new story)
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"I'm sure she's in there," Alor said from his place behind the boulder where he looked down upon the rusted iron doors of Chatteltomb.
  
|W+k|~~ssss
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"We must act now, while there's still time," the boar urged. This was the same boar that Alor had befriended by the riverbank, and it now came to aid Alor in his time of need.
  
The animal people waited in the snow outside the wizard's cottage. It was a cold winter night and the wind was blowing.  Still the woodland creatures stood motionless as they waited.  It was a consequential day for them.  The dwarves had been logging in their forest and they demanded satisfaction.  The old man told them he needed time to think.  So they waited, staring at the wooden door, waiting for it to open.
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"The door is locked. Even with our combined strength, I doubt we can force entry," the leopard observed. This was the same leopard that Alor had befriended in the high grasses, and it also came to aid Alor in his time of need.  
  
“What do you think, Brambis?” asked the wizard.
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"Don't worry. The guards were drunk in the ravine below," the marmot announced as it scampered up the slope with the key in its mouth. This was the same marmot that Alor had befriended on the mountainside, and it came to aid Alor after promises of food.  
  
“Bacabadabis,said the wizard's pet kobold.
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"I've only challenged the depths of this black pit once in my life. It is a memory I have longed to forget, though it will serve me now," Alor said. "It sickens me that my daughter is kept there. The way to the dungeons will not be heavily guarded, as fear of this place keeps all but the foolish at bay. That said, the tower above is garrisoned with unnumbered horrors. If the alarm is raised, escape will be impossible."
  
“You are right,” said the wizard, “the dwarves have been generous to us.  But they must learn their place.
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The group made their way down to the entrance. With some effort, Alor forced the key into place. The great doors swung open with a grating noise, exposing a palpable darkness that hung heavy in the stale air like a fog of soot. The thick shadows were penetrated from beyond by sinister red lights which gave vague form to the smooth obsidian corridors.  
  
The door of the cottage opened and the wizard showed himself. His black robe and furs were draped over his body making him look twice his size.  He was just a skinny old man, but he knew something the others didn't. He could read and write the ancient language of Axolar.
+
Once all had passed into the tower, they closed the door behind them. "We can only hope it is not unusual for the doors to sound. Do you see anything?" Alor whispered to the leopard.
  
“I will take your demands to the dwarves...” began the wizard.
+
"Several doors down, a goblin is standing," the leopard spoke softly. "It has turned to face us. I don't think it can make us out yet, but its night eyes are almost as strong as my own. It is coming this way."
  
“Three cheers for Old Man Scota,” shouted a squirrel man.
+
Indeed, Alor could barely make out twin spots of crimson shining in the distance. The dwarf felt the leopard slip from his side. In a moment, the crimson spots disappeared from view. No sound accompanied their departure. Alor and the others padded quietly forward, approaching the stairway and the dungeons below.
  
“...on one condition,” continued Scota.  “You must bring me the Codex of Ultimate Knowledge.”
+
==[[User:Senso|Senso]]==
 +
===(29 April 2007)===
 +
<pre><+@?++&~~</pre>
  
==[[User:Rewolf31|Rewolf31]]==
+
The wayward manager Aliz stepped quietly down the last flight of stairs into the lowest depths of the abandoned halls. The air of the room was stale and warm. The light of the dwarf's torch illuminated a stone pedestal, on which rested a gray book.
===(13 April 2007)===
 
  
<pre>.B@.~~~
+
"The Tome of Suffering," Aliz whispered. In its blood-stained pages, the collected wisdom of countless outpost managers waited for his perusal. Never again would his charges starve. Never again would they complain for want of whiskey. Never again would Aliz have to consult the half-baked scribblings of his uncle Toran.
</pre>
 
And so Alor, a wrestler of renown, found himself between a great boar and the wide river. For six days they struggled, and as the sun descended behind the hills on the evening of the seventh day, Alor finally collapsed in exhaustion. The boar spoke and said, "I too am tired. The sun has fallen.  Let us rest."  And so Alor and the boar slept, and the sun arose on the morning of the eighth day.
 
  
===(21 July 2007)===
+
The ground shook and Aliz's ears were assailed by a deafening crash. When the dust cleared, the entire chamber was illuminated by a sinister red glow. In place of the far wall was a yawning pit filled with bubbling magma and flames. From the inferno came a betusked fiend, ravening, its slavering maw belching foul vapors through which stared its cruel bulging eyes. Its clawed hands kneaded the lardy folds of its corpulence as if it sought to make room for this latest morsel.
<pre>,.,B@~,~,~</pre>
 
  
"Whiskey?" Alor asked the boar, holding up his flask. The wrestler had not spoken for a week.
+
Aliz was terrified. The dwarf clutched the Tome to his chest. The horrific beast crouched by the magma pool, muttering in a grating whisper:
  
"Gladly," the boar said, taking the flask up in its mouth. "You block my path to the river, and now you offer me your flask. Strange are the ways of your people."  
+
"It will be eaten. It will be eaten, the dwarf. Eaten. Eaten alive."
  
"Your path?  I was seeking to cross the river and found myself menaced," Alor said.
 
  
"The squirrels tell me I am a terror to behold when I am thirsty," the boar said as it drained the flask.  "Do I menace you now?"  The boar looked mild and plump.  Indeed, the gentle creature reminded Alor of his daughter.
+
==[[User:Shades|Shades]]==
 +
===Danrik Begin: (29 October 2007)===
  
"No, I am not menaced.  I am reminded of home," Alor said fondly. At that moment his stomach growled, for he had not eaten in some time.
+
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"Hopefully I do not remind you of your dinner table," the boar laughed, "though it remains to be seen who would have the final mastery in our contest." Alor smiled broadly and the boar guided Alor to the ford, where they parted as friends.
+
Fire seared the sky as the dragon circled, driven by madness and the
 
+
promise of gold held deep within the dwarven tunnels. Standing on the
===(12 September 2007)===
+
battlements of the stone façade built over the entrance to the
<pre>++@a@+
+
fortress, Danrik the marksdwarf took aim at the evil target, his heart
</pre>
+
thumping slow and steady. He waited two more beats and pulled the
"Daddy! Daddy!" the little girl cried happily as she ran toward the mighty dwarf where he stood under the archway.
+
trigger. An instant later a dozen marksdwarves let fly and a hail
 
+
bolts pierced the smoky air.
"I missed you, sweet pod!" Alor crouched down and lifted the child up to his shoulder, where she sat, beaming. "Have you been good while I was away?"
+
   
 +
Most of the bolts bounced harmlessly away, but Danrik's well-aimed
 +
missile found the monsters skull, shattering the brain. The dwarves
 +
cheered as the beast fell from the sky. The smile fell from Danrik's
 +
face as the great corpse fell closer -- it was coming right at them!
 +
Dwarves climbed over each other, making for the stairs. Other risked
 +
jumping from the wall, breaking their arms and legs as they landed.
 +
Danrik stood fast.
 +
   
 +
As the dead dragon slammed into the fortress's stone wall the dwarves
 +
were flung into the air. As Danrik flew, he damned the dragon with
 +
all his might, his foul words ripped away by the wind. With a sudden
 +
crash, all went dark.
  
"I made a puzzle box.  See!"  The girl held out a soapstone box.  The master craftsdwarf always started the young ones with the material since it required little strength to carve, though it crumbled easily.  Even so, the box was quite exquisite.
+
===(24 July 2008)===
  
"That's beautiful.  Now let me see here..."  Alor pressed a button and the lid popped open.  There was nothing inside. "Hey, where's my treasure?" he said in mock indignation.
+
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The girl took the box and made a series of complicated motions along the inside of the empty compartment.  A second lid opened, revealing a piece of dwarven sugar candy. The child giggled and smiled broadly.  
+
"He's awoken," came the cry. "He has awoken!"
 +
 +
Pain came as Danrik opened his eyes. A crowd of gaudily-dressed
 +
dwarves danced and sang in celebration of their hero. It had been a
 +
week since Danrik had fallen. His comrades slapped him on the
 +
shoulders. One brought him a chalice of wine. The dragon was dead.
 +
Every day since had been a celebration, but with the awakening of
 +
Danrik, the party had really begun.
 +
 +
The mighty warrior made his way out of the bedroom, supported by two
 +
lusty dwarf women. The masons were hard at work restoring the wall
 +
that the dead dragon had crashed through. The dwarf led Danrik to the
 +
courtyard.
 +
   
 +
"Speech!" cried the dwarves, "Speech!"
 +
 +
"Oh," said Danrik, "Well…"
 +
 +
A dark shape appeared in the gap between the walls, large and
 +
menacing. The dwarves grew silent as it cast its glowing red eyes on
 +
the dwarf hero.
 +
 +
"Yes," said the creature, "tell us how you slew the dragon, mighty
 +
dwarf, how you saved the day!"
  
Alor scratched his head and laughed.  Coren was only six, but she was already beyond him.
+
===(5 December 2009)===
  
"Did you win, daddy?" Coren asked.
+
+@/+@@@+@@@@@@@
  
"Ah, the tournament?  Yes, sweet pod, there hasn't been a dwarf born yet that can beat your father,"  Alor looked at the puzzle box. "At least not at wrestling. And you know what else?"
+
Dwarf hero Danrik called for his battleaxe. A dwarven squire ran to
 +
him and put the weapon in his hand. The dwarf held the weapon high,
 +
but collapsed, steadying himself on the hilt. The demon laughed. It
 +
had congealed into the form of a man wearing a dark cloak, horns upon
 +
his head, a nightmare lord of the underworld.
 +
 +
“If this is the best you can you can do, you have clearly lost,” said
 +
the demon lord. “You will bring me one maiden every season.
  
"What else, daddy?  What else?"
+
The nightmare lord looked over the cowering dwarves. He pointed at
 +
the gasping form of Danrik. “Start with that one’s sister.”
 +
 +
Danrik watched helplessly as Andra, his lovely sister, was brought to
 +
the demon’s side. The creature put its hand on her shoulder and the
 +
pair disappeared in a burst of blue flame. Danrik howled with rage.
 +
A squire ran up to him and bowed his head. “We will find Lady Andra,
 +
said the boy. “You can count on it.”
  
"I met a talking boar and we became friends."
+
“What is your name, youngster?” asked Danrik.
  
"Again?" Coren complained"I want to meet your animal friends soon."
+
“I am called Blackbeard,” said the boy.
 +
   
 +
“A strong name for such a small body,” said the hero. “You can begin
 +
the quest by fetching a dragon tooth from the ruins of the wall. From
 +
it we will forge a mighty shank to drive into the heart of the demon
 +
lord.
  
"I'll invite them over for your party next month. Until then, you have to work hard. Do you have a lesson today?"
+
The squire smiled and bounded away into the rubble. It was the
 +
beginning of a hard recovery. While the smiths worked in the forge to
 +
create the ultimate knife, Blackbeard trained the hero to walk again.
 +
When Danrik was able to put his fist through solid rock walls, they
 +
knew they were ready. Danrik put the dragon dagger Gotter through his
 +
belt and stepped before the crowd.
  
"Yes. Mr. Goldlocket says he'll let me try marble today."
+
“I go now to rescue Lady Andra from the pit,” said Danrik. “The road
 +
will be long and hard, to the fiery heart of the mountain and beyond,
 +
to the land of the dead. Who is with me?”
  
"Marble, eh?  That's amazing. You really are your mother's daughter. I'll walk you to the shop."  Together they strolled down the passageway. Alor admired the carvings and architecture, occasionally pointing an engraving out and explaining its history, though his daughter had heard it all before.  It had been two months since he left for tournament, and the wrestler had missed his home very much.  
+
Blackbeard jumped up and down, raising his hand above the shoulders of
 +
those around him. Though it looked grim, a few brave adventurers step
 +
forward. It was not a question of whether they would reach the
 +
underworld, for they must reach it. They must reach Andra, and slay
 +
her captors, for all great tales end this way.
  
"The three of us should have a feast tonight.  What do you say?" Alor asked.  Coren did not respond.
+
===(25 December 2010)===
  
The dwarf looked down.  His daughter was not there. She was not in the passageway. There was no sign of her.  
+
  kkk""",.@P@,P.,""kkk"k
  
"Goblins!" A scream echoed through the tunnels. "Goblins in the fortress!"
+
It is said that every great journey begins with a festival of
 +
drinking, but Danrik wasn’t in the mood. All he could think of was
 +
that evil spirit with his sister and his soul burned with rage. As
 +
the others celebrated their bravery, Danrik strolled up the trail
 +
toward Blood Mountain, kicking dirt clods as he went.
  
 +
“You weren’t thinking of leaving without me were you?” It was Blackbeard.
  
===(18 September 2007)===
+
“Of course not,” said Danrik, placing a hand on the boy’s shoulder.
<pre>,..|mBL@+++++++g+</pre>
+
“Let those fools drink themselves silly. We have a fair maiden to
 +
save.
  
"I'm sure she's in there," Alor said from his place behind the boulder where he looked down upon the rusted iron doors of Chatteltomb.
+
Together, the two adventuring dwarves mounted their ponies and trotted
 +
off into the darkness. After a time the fires of the fortress
 +
disappeared behind the rolling wooded hills. It was not long before
 +
they left the land of the dwarves and entered into the depths of
 +
Haunted Forest. No one knew what kinds of wicked spirits dwelt there
 +
for few ever returned alive.
  
"We must act now, while there's still time," the boar urged.  This was the same boar that Alor had befriended by the riverbank, and it now came to aid Alor in his time of need.  
+
“Why must we enter this dark place?” asked Blackbeard.
  
"The door is locked.  Even with our combined strength, I doubt we can force entry," the leopard observed. This was the same leopard that Alor had befriended in the high grasses, and it also came to aid Alor in his time of need.  
+
“Blood Mountain lies on the other side of this forest,” said Danrik,
 +
“and nothing will stand between me and Andra. We rest here.
  
"Don't worry. The guards were drunk in the ravine below," the marmot announced as it scampered up the slope with the key in its mouth.  This was the same marmot that Alor had befriended on the mountainside, and it came to aid Alor after promises of food.  
+
“Here?” asked Blackbeard. “Surely you could have picked a less creepy place.
  
"I've only challenged the depths of this black pit once in my life. It is a memory I have longed to forget, though it will serve me now," Alor said.  "It sickens me that my daughter is kept there. The way to the dungeons will not be heavily guarded, as fear of this place keeps all but the foolish at bay.  That said, the tower above is garrisoned with unnumbered horrors.  If the alarm is raised, escape will be impossible."
+
It was true. Danrik had picked a dreadful place to camp. Everywhere
 +
the night birds, eyes of the enemy, were watching them. The very
 +
trees seemed to reach out to grab them. Worst of all, they had laid
 +
their camp on a kobold burrow. Silently the creatures crawled from
 +
their holes, armed with bone knives, ready to cut the heart out of any
 +
poor fool.
  
The group made their way down to the entrance.  With some effort, Alor forced the key into place.  The great doors swung open with a grating noise, exposing a palpable darkness that hung heavy in the stale air like a fog of soot.  The thick shadows were penetrated from beyond by sinister red lights which gave vague form to the smooth obsidian corridors.  
+
“Did you hear that?” said Blackbeard.
  
Once all had passed into the tower, they closed the door behind them.  "We can only hope it is not unusual for the doors to sound.  Do you see anything?" Alor whispered to the leopard.
+
===(05 February 2012)===
  
"Several doors down, a goblin is standing," the leopard spoke softly. "It has turned to face us.  I don't think it can make us out yet, but its night eyes are almost as strong as my own.  It is coming this way."
+
  ~@//////+@/&@+\\\\\\\
  
Indeed, Alor could barely make out twin spots of crimson shining in the distance. The dwarf felt the leopard slip from his side. In a moment, the crimson spots disappeared from view. No sound accompanied their departure. Alor and the others padded quietly forward, approaching the stairway and the dungeons below.
+
Andra cried out as the grubby little goblin whipped her again. She
 +
was locked in some sort of dungeon. She couldn’t tell where for the
 +
strange rough-hewn black rock was unknown to her. She pulled at her
 +
chains again. One of them was loose. Let me at that horned villain,
 +
thought Andra, but this one will die first.
  
==[[User:Senso|Senso]]==
+
“Tell us, sister Andra,” said the goblin. “Does it hurt?
===(29 April 2007)===
 
<pre><+@?++&~~</pre>
 
  
The wayward manager Aliz stepped quietly down the last flight of stairs into the lowest depths of the abandoned halls. The air of the room was stale and warm.  The light of the dwarf's torch illuminated a stone pedestal, on which rested a gray book.
+
The links of the chain exploded as the dwarf woman yanked with all her
 +
might. The broken chain slapped the goblin upside the head, killing
 +
it instantly. She undid her other hand and stole the goblin’s keys,
 +
escaping the dungeon, chain still attached.
  
"The Tome of Suffering," Aliz whispered. In its blood-stained pages, the collected wisdom of countless outpost managers waited for his perusal.  Never again would his charges starve.  Never again would they complain for want of whiskey. Never again would Aliz have to consult the half-baked scribblings of his uncle Toran.
+
The view outside was terrifying. Pillars of fire rose up from lakes
 +
of burning magma. Andra found herself standing on the narrow ledge of
 +
a black pyramid at the center of the world. It seemed that she could
 +
never escape this perfect prison.
  
The ground shook and Aliz's ears were assailed by a deafening crash.  When the dust cleared, the entire chamber was illuminated by a sinister red glow. In place of the far wall was a yawning pit filled with bubbling magma and flames. From the inferno came a betusked fiend, ravening, its slavering maw belching foul vapors through which stared its cruel bulging eyes. Its clawed hands kneaded the lardy folds of its corpulence as if it sought to make room for this latest morsel.
+
Pulling the chain tight, the solution was obvious. She would find the
 +
horned king and force him to take her back. Then she began to climb.
 +
The top was further than it looked. It seemed she had been climbing
 +
for days, maybe for weeks. Then she made the crest.
  
Aliz was terrified.  The dwarf clutched the Tome to his chest. The horrific beast crouched by the magma pool, muttering in a grating whisper:
+
The scene was ridiculous, for there was Danrik holding a shank to the
 +
demon lord’s belly while another dwarf was grappling him by the horns.
  
"It will be eaten.  It will be eaten, the dwarf.  Eaten.  Eaten alive."
+
“I swear,” whined the demon. “I don’t know where she is! She must
 +
have escaped!”
  
 +
“Danrik!” cried Andra.
  
==[[User:Shades|Shades]]==
+
Danrik lost his concentration for a second and the demon slapped
===Danrik Begin: (29 October 2007)===
+
Gotter out of the dwarf hero’s hand. Blackbeard nearly flew over the
 +
side of the pyramid as the demon bucked him off. The creature ducked
 +
just in time to save its life as Andra whipped the chain over its
 +
head.
 +
 +
“The knife!” cried Danrik. “It’s the only way to kill it!”
  
  @@+,@\D/.+@
+
===(18 February 2014)===
  
Fire seared the sky as the dragon circled, driven by madness and the
+
  .\k,//@////+@+@&+\\\\\\\
promise of gold held deep within the dwarven tunnels.  Standing on the
 
battlements of the stone façade built over the entrance to the
 
fortress, Danrik the marksdwarf took aim at the evil target, his heart
 
thumping slow and steady.  He waited two more beats and pulled the
 
trigger. An instant later a dozen marksdwarves let fly and a hail
 
bolts pierced the smoky air.
 
 
 
Most of the bolts bounced harmlessly away, but Danrik's well-aimed
 
missile found the monsters skull, shattering the brain.  The dwarves
 
cheered as the beast fell from the sky.  The smile fell from Danrik's
 
face as the great corpse fell closer -- it was coming right at them!
 
Dwarves climbed over each other, making for the stairs.  Other risked
 
jumping from the wall, breaking their arms and legs as they landed.
 
Danrik stood fast.
 
 
 
As the dead dragon slammed into the fortress's stone wall the dwarves
 
were flung into the air.  As Danrik flew, he damned the dragon with
 
all his might, his foul words ripped away by the wind.  With a sudden
 
crash, all went dark.
 
  
===(24 July 2008)===
+
As Andra scanned the slope of the pyramid, the demon took advantage of
 +
her lapse in concentration. It grabbed hold of the chain, still
 +
shackled to Andra's arm and pulled her to its chest with one mighty
 +
yank. Danrik cried out, but it was to late. The demon had Andra in
 +
its clutches.
  
  @@@++@+@@@@@@@@@@+,.%%%%|
+
"The dagger, Gotter," said the demon. "Give it to me and I will
 +
spare your sister's life."
  
"He's awoken," came the cry.  "He has awoken!"
+
"I'll give it to you alright," hissed Danrik.
 
 
Pain came as Danrik opened his eyes.  A crowd of gaudily-dressed
 
dwarves danced and sang in celebration of their hero.  It had been a
 
week since Danrik had fallen.  His comrades slapped him on the
 
shoulders.  One brought him a chalice of wine.  The dragon was dead.
 
Every day since had been a celebration, but with the awakening of
 
Danrik, the party had really begun.
 
 
 
The mighty warrior made his way out of the bedroom, supported by two
 
lusty dwarf women.  The masons were hard at work restoring the wall
 
that the dead dragon had crashed through.  The dwarf led Danrik to the
 
courtyard.
 
 
 
"Speech!" cried the dwarves, "Speech!"
 
 
 
"Oh," said Danrik, "Well…"
 
 
 
A dark shape appeared in the gap between the walls, large and
 
menacing. The dwarves grew silent as it cast its glowing red eyes on
 
the dwarf hero.
 
 
 
"Yes," said the creature, "tell us how you slew the dragon, mighty
 
dwarf, how you saved the day!"
 
  
===(5 December 2009)===
+
Time seemed to drag on as Danrik faced down his adversary. He had
 +
full faith that Blackbeard had recovered the dagger and was rushing to
 +
his aid. He held out his hand, waiting, never taking his eyes off the
 +
demon holding his sister hostage. He could never have guessed the
 +
hassle that Blackbeard was now dealing with.
  
  +@/+@@@+@@@@@@@
+
"You..." said Blackbeard.
  
Dwarf hero Danrik called for his battleaxe.  A dwarven squire ran to
+
The kobold had followed the dwarves ever since they had fallen into
him and put the weapon in his hand. The dwarf held the weapon high,
+
the kobold burrow in the creepy forest. That night, the heroes must
but collapsed, steadying himself on the hilt.  The demon laughed.  It
+
have killed a dozen kobolds a piece. Bacabadabis was away collecting
had congealed into the form of a man wearing a dark cloak, horns upon
+
grubs when the dwarves came. He returned to a scene of absolute
his head, a nightmare lord of the underworld.
+
horror. His home had become a charnel house.
 
 
“If this is the best you can you can do, you have clearly lost,” said
 
the demon lord. “You will bring me one maiden every season.
 
  
The nightmare lord looked over the cowering dwarves. He pointed at
+
"Any time now..." growled Danrik.
the gasping form of Danrik.  “Start with that one’s sister.”
 
 
 
Danrik watched helplessly as Andra, his lovely sister, was brought to
 
the demon’s side. The creature put its hand on her shoulder and the
 
pair disappeared in a burst of blue flame. Danrik howled with rage.
 
A squire ran up to him and bowed his head.  “We will find Lady Andra,”
 
said the boy.  “You can count on it.
 
  
“What is your name, youngster?” asked Danrik.
+
Blackbeard shook his head, unable to believe his bad luck. The kobold
 +
chieftain stood at the bottom of the pyramid, holding Gotter at his
 +
side. The dwarf shouted at the creature, demanding that he dropped
 +
the weapon that clearly didn't belong to him. Couldn't he see the
 +
danger up above? If they didn't stab the demon with the magic knife
 +
soon, they were all surely doomed.
  
“I am called Blackbeard,said the boy.
+
"Bacabadabis", said the kobold.
 
 
“A strong name for such a small body,” said the hero.  “You can begin
 
the quest by fetching a dragon tooth from the ruins of the wall.  From
 
it we will forge a mighty shank to drive into the heart of the demon
 
lord.”
 
  
The squire smiled and bounded away into the rubble.  It was the
+
If history taught any lessons, the clearest was that kobolds could not
beginning of a hard recovery.  While the smiths worked in the forge to
+
be reasoned with.
create the ultimate knife, Blackbeard trained the hero to walk again.
 
When Danrik was able to put his fist through solid rock walls, they
 
knew they were ready.  Danrik put the dragon dagger Gotter through his
 
belt and stepped before the crowd.
 
  
“I go now to rescue Lady Andra from the pit,” said Danrik.  “The road
+
==[[User:Shanty|Shanty]]==
will be long and hard, to the fiery heart of the mountain and beyond,
+
===(30 June 2007)===
to the land of the dead.  Who is with me?”
+
<pre>@@+U@</pre>
  
Blackbeard jumped up and down, raising his hand above the shoulders of
+
Rogar spun again and again, staring into the darkness. The scraping had begun all at once and it seemed to come from every direction. Nothing could be seen beyond the limit of the flickering torchlight.
those around him. Though it looked grim, a few brave adventurers step
 
forward. It was not a question of whether they would reach the
 
underworld, for they must reach it.  They must reach Andra, and slay
 
her captors, for all great tales end this way.
 
  
===(25 December 2010)===
+
There! A shadow moved slowly out of the darkness. It had the stature of a dwarf, but Rogar knew the outpost had been abandoned for decades. After a moment, the warrior could see clearly. The shuffling thing had no flesh. The bones of its feet clacked and slid across the stones. The dead were walking in this place.
  
  kkk""",.@P@,P.,""kkk"k
+
There were more, many more. Rogar was completely surr