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+ | == TEH HAPPY/MERRY/PIPPIN/FRODO/SAMWISE/BILBO/LOBELIA/(lists every hobbit in the shire's name.)*a month later* [insert the holiday you celebrate in or around December here] EBERY1 YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 == | ||
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+ | AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!1 | ||
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+ | wow, that was so fun to type. (note, i did mean happy & merry, but the rest are from Lord of the Rings, in case you've never heard of them.) | ||
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+ | == Okay, back to normal now == | ||
Destor was bored recently. He admired a great fortress recently. He was caught in the snow recently. he played too much DF lately. He hasn't been on the computer much recently. He wrote a nice user page lately. | Destor was bored recently. He admired a great fortress recently. He was caught in the snow recently. he played too much DF lately. He hasn't been on the computer much recently. He wrote a nice user page lately. | ||
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== The most hilarious thing that could (n)ever happen in Dwarf Fortress == | == The most hilarious thing that could (n)ever happen in Dwarf Fortress == | ||
− | So, I had de-drafted my best | + | So, I had de-drafted my best hammerer from the military, to do some cross training, and guess what! he got a strange mood. at the same time, my mayor decides he wants an artifact, so he demands one. After a few months, my dwarf is not done, so then my hammerer comes up and beats him for violating the production order. bad move. My dwarf disarms the hammerer and takes his hammer which he then kills the hammerer with. After this, he is my best hammerdwarf in the fortress, so he gets assigned to be the new hammerer. Then he beats himself to death, what a tragic ending. |
I know, I know, this could never happen (noble requesting artifact, being assigned hammerer, killing himself with a beating) but it was still funny! | I know, I know, this could never happen (noble requesting artifact, being assigned hammerer, killing himself with a beating) but it was still funny! | ||
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I just realized something; if you have the latest version, how do you do that? this is purely hypothetical, but what keys do you press and such?--[[User:Destor|Destor]] 00:26, 9 December 2008 (EST) | I just realized something; if you have the latest version, how do you do that? this is purely hypothetical, but what keys do you press and such?--[[User:Destor|Destor]] 00:26, 9 December 2008 (EST) | ||
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== YEAH! == | == YEAH! == | ||
YES! THE COUNT! Destor has been ecstatic lately, he got a count and the dwarven economy. YES! after 6 whole years, a stinking count and the economy. oh joy of joys!--[[User:Destor|Destor]] 17:32, 10 December 2008 (EST) | YES! THE COUNT! Destor has been ecstatic lately, he got a count and the dwarven economy. YES! after 6 whole years, a stinking count and the economy. oh joy of joys!--[[User:Destor|Destor]] 17:32, 10 December 2008 (EST) | ||
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