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::: [[User:Koltom|Koltom]] grumbles mildly and digs on
 
::: [[User:Koltom|Koltom]] grumbles mildly and digs on
 
:::: [[User:Koltom|Koltom]] rejoices! He has found bit coal (in shale)!
 
:::: [[User:Koltom|Koltom]] rejoices! He has found bit coal (in shale)!
 
== Unrefined humor, please edit for posting to the main page.  ==
 
 
I enjoy research but I'm not good at editing and fine word play. I usually only acheive wit by accedent or vast amounts of time spent in pre-planning, and I just don't have that kind of patience right now. I don't want all the chaff (the seed coverings and other debris separated from the seed in threshing grain; something comparatively worthless) that comes with posting such rough work to the main page so I post it here, for your manipulation. Yes, I expect to still get chaffed (teased good-naturedly) . Just, hopefully, less so.        -- [[user:Teres_Draconis|jaz]] ... on this day, at this time.
 
 
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I researched several kinds of shale for this article. Some interesting things I have learned.
 
 
"Shale is the most common sedimentary rock."  -http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shale
 
 
Wheeler Shale is a middle cambrian rock.  -http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wheeler_shale
 
 
Wianamatta shale "produces a rich clayey soil, often with poor drainage, such as that in the Cumberland Plain."  -http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wianamatta_shale
 
 
Bearpaw shale is known for it's many fossiles, none of which seem to be bears, their paws, or even paw prints. -http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bearpaw_shale
 
 
"The Barnett Shale is known as a "tight" gas reservoir"  -http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barnett_Shale
 
 
I took all this together, and considered what I knew and what I didn't... And then went to look up "cambrian".
 
 
The first definition of cambrian in the m-w.com dictionary is "welsh". Considering all the locations these rocks name as being from (Several N.American and Australian locations) I somehow didn't think these rocks were all from wales, but I followed the link to see.... imaine how surprised I was when I found out that it means to avoid payment or to break one's word... this rock is not to be trusted!
 
 
And then I remembered... one of the other meanings for "common" is "unfit for polite company; coarse or unrefined". Definately in keeping with breaking one's word and having a misleading name.
 
 
So here you have it. Shale is a flatulent, rough, untrustworthy rock. How common.
 
 
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